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# 2141

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
7
# 2142

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
7
# 2143

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Naam Shabana

Unknown

Men•Women•Comedy
7
# 2144

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Other than Hollywood, I like to watch watch porn ... as there's no story in either of them ... but yes, there's definitely action

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Adult•Comedy
7
# 2145

Videshi mooh se desi zubaan sunkar aisa lagta hai ... jaise kaanch ke glass mein kankar daalkar khakda diya ho kisi ne

Listening to a foreigner speak Hindi language is like ... someone is shaking a glass full of stones

Shivaay

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
7
# 2146

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Banjo

Ritesh Deshmukh

Transportation•Comedy
7
# 2147

Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge

Now that era has gone, where lovers used to die here so that they could meet in heaven ... now that era has come, where lovers will send others to heaven and they themselves will stay here

Love Games

Gaurav Arora

Comedy
7
# 2148

Face jitna bhola ... utna hi aag ka gola

Her face looks innocent ... but she's a fireball

Magadheera

Unknown

Comedy
7
# 2149

Teri tasveer mein tujhse bhi ek khoob nirali hai ... lipat lo jitna jee chahe, na gussa hai na gaali hai

Your photo has one good thing more than you ... you can embrace it how much ever you want, it doesn't get angry nor does it curse

Aaye Din Bahaar Ke

Rajendra Nath

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2150

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

Gautam Govinda

Ishrat Ali

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks
7
# 2151

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2152

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Jaanwar

Johnny Lever

Comedy•City & Places
Play Video
7
# 2153

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Darshan Jariwala

Adult•Family•Comedy
7
# 2154

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Money•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2155

Ab yeh duniya, yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi ... Vaijanti ki jawani koi daam ki nahi

Now this world, this party is not for me ... Vaijanti's youth has no value

Rishtey

Shilpa Shetty

Comedy•World & Universe
7
# 2156

Priya jab assi saal ki ho jayegi na ... I promise you main tab bhi usko itna hi pyar karoonga ... dhoop mein iska chashma banuga, baarish mein iska chaata ... kyun ki pyar ke sivah mujhko kuch nahi aata

When Priya will become 80 years old ... I promise you even then I'll love her as much as I do today ... in the sun I'll become her sunglasses, in the rain I'll become her umbrella ... because other than love I don't know anything else

Partner

Govinda

Romance•Weather•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2157

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

You have no guts and you say that you're better than anyone

Guddu Rangeela

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy
7
# 2158

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

When we will sit and fly for real in an airplane ... then their pants will become wet from the front and yellow from the back

Hawaizaada

Unknown

Transportation•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
7
# 2159

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Lingaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
7
# 2160

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Johar Mehmood in Hong Kong

Mehmood

Animals & Birds•Men•Comedy
7
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