Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega

He is so twisted ... that if he eats a nail, then he will shit a screw

Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?

Why are you jealous when I do good?

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

When a person is disappointed by humans ... he then starts to love dogs and cats

Maya Devi toh meri bachpan ki saheli hai ... hum ek doosre ke naakhun tak pehchante hai

Maya Devi and I are childhood friends ... we even recognize each others nails

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

What an item god has made ... he has put the bell of a cycle on the body of a truck

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

The cycle has lost three kilos weight ... but you haven't lost even one gram

Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka

Life can't be trusted ... but there is one thing that can be trusted ... that is life insurance

Kuch din pehle hum ek doosre ko jaante tak nahi the ... aur kuch hi dino mein do se ek ho gaye ... aur ab kuch hi dino mein teen

We didn't even know each other until a few days ago ... and in a few days we have become one from two ... and now in a few days we will become three

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

My hearts is singing ... but before my shoes talk ... you get out from here

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Only talk for whatever talk time is left

If you take bath in ghar ka bathroom ... ghar ki izzat ghar ke andhar ... if you take bath in nadi khulam-khula ... ghar ki izzat on road

If you take a bath in the bathroom of the house ... then the honour of the house stays within the house ... but if you take a bath in the river openly ... then the honour of the house comes on the road

Socho kuch, bolo kuch, dekho kuch, dikhao kuch, karo kuch ... ho jaye kuch ... samajh mein aaya kuch?

Think something, say something, see something, show something, do something ... and something else happens ... did you understand anything?

Life mein karza aaise do ... ki vapas milne pe aur khushi ho

In life you should give a loan in such a way that ... you feel very happy when you get it back

Khili thi chaandni, charon taraf pani barasta tha ... main jab pehda hua, toh meri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was moonlight and water was pouring from everywhere ... when I was born, my mom was crying and my dad was laughing

Naukri mile toh degree, degree ... nahi toh bigdree, bigdree

If you get a job then the degree is a degree ... otherwise it is useless

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

You look very beautiful when you laugh ... you look very ugly

Duniya hum mein kehti hai Salman Khan ... hum aapko kis naam se pukarein meri jaan?

The world calls me Salman Khan ... what should I call you my love?