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# 2061

Kya cheez ... cut piece


What a girl ... she is like a cut piece

# 2062

Logon ke paas tann dhakne ko kapda nahi ... aur inhe tann dhakne ka shaunk nahi


People don't have clothes to cover their body ... and these people don’t like to cover their body

# 2063

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi


There are a lot of lectures on ration ... but there is no ration on listening to a lecture

# 2064

Ek mandir ka diya bhi tereko tawaif ke kothe ki laal batti lagta hai


Even a lamp in a temple looks to you like a red light from a brothel

# 2065

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai


We are rich because ... we know the technique of keeping the poor, poor

# 2066

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega


You face is already bad, on top of that if you cry you'll look more ominous

# 2067

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?


Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

# 2068

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso


Become prideless and shameless, never be afraid of anyone ... when someone curses you, laugh a lot

# 2069

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti


I am that half of a cinema ticket ... whose value is not even of 2 pennies after the show gets over

# 2070

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga


I will make you lie down on a broken cot in Dhobi Ghat and beat the hell out of you

# 2071

Mere dost beediyon par utar aaye hain


My friends are down to beedis

# 2072

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo


First make your taste bitter

# 2073

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein


After Jaya-ji ... there has been a big vacuum in the industry

# 2074

Tere jaisa bhai duniya mein nahi ... langot mein hi rehna chahiye tha


A brother like you shouldn't be living in this world ... in fact you should have not even been born

# 2075

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine


You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

# 2076

Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata


Making younger friends doesn't make anyone younger ... and making elder friends doesn't make anyone wiser

# 2077

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai


I'm hair ... I'm the biggest thing ... I'm the skin for the skull ... I'm the cover for the brain ... if you have me then it's great ... and if you don't have me then you'll cry for your entire life

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# 2078

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota


A body becomes old ... but a heart never becomes old

# 2079

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte


If one realizes his mistake and mends it later, then he's no longer wrong ... but if someone leaves in the evening and returns in the morning then he's not called a good person

# 2080

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai


Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

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