Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Kya cheez ... cut piece

Logon ke paas tann dhakne ko kapda nahi ... aur inhe tann dhakne ka shaunk nahi

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi

Ek mandir ka diya bhi tereko tawaif ke kothe ki laal batti lagta hai

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga

Mere dost beediyon par utar aaye hain

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte