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# 2061

Kya cheez ... cut piece

What a girl ... she is like a cut piece

Jaanam Samjha Karo

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
10
# 2062

Logon ke paas tann dhakne ko kapda nahi ... aur inhe tann dhakne ka shaunk nahi

People don't have clothes to cover their body ... and these people don’t like to cover their body

Upkar

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
10
# 2063

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi

There are a lot of lectures on ration ... but there is no ration on listening to a lecture

Upkar

Pran

Comedy
10
# 2064

Ek mandir ka diya bhi tereko tawaif ke kothe ki laal batti lagta hai

Even a lamp in a temple looks to you like a red light from a brothel

Ghulam-E-Musthafa

Nana Patekar

Comedy
10
# 2065

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai

We are rich because ... we know the technique of keeping the poor, poor

Daag: The Fire

Mohan Joshi

Comedy
10
# 2066

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

You face is already bad, on top of that if you cry you'll look more ominous

Himmatwala (1983)

Amjad Khan

Comedy
10
# 2067

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

Awara Paagal Deewana

Johnny Lever

Comedy
10
# 2068

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Become prideless and shameless, never be afraid of anyone ... when someone curses you, laugh a lot

Loha

Ishrat Ali

Comedy
10
# 2069

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

I am that half of a cinema ticket ... whose value is not even of 2 pennies after the show gets over

Loha

Deepak Shirke

Comedy
10
# 2070

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga

I will make you lie down on a broken cot in Dhobi Ghat and beat the hell out of you

Loha

Deepak Shirke

Action•Comedy
10
# 2071

Mere dost beediyon par utar aaye hain

My friends are down to beedis

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Farooq Shaikh

Comedy•Friendship
10
# 2072

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

First make your taste bitter

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Farooq Shaikh

Comedy
10
# 2073

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

After Jaya-ji ... there has been a big vacuum in the industry

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Ravi Baswani

Comedy
10
# 2074

Tere jaisa bhai duniya mein nahi ... langot mein hi rehna chahiye tha

A brother like you shouldn't be living in this world ... in fact you should have not even been born

Baaghi 4

Tiger Shroff

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
9
# 2075

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

Sam Bahadur

Vicky Kaushal

Business•Comedy
9
# 2076

Choti umar ke dost rakhne se koi jawan nahi ho jaata ... aur badi umar ke dost rakhne se koi samajhdar nahi ho jaata

Making younger friends doesn't make anyone younger ... and making elder friends doesn't make anyone wiser

Chhalaang

Satish Kaushik

Friendship•Comedy
9
# 2077

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

I'm hair ... I'm the biggest thing ... I'm the skin for the skull ... I'm the cover for the brain ... if you have me then it's great ... and if you don't have me then you'll cry for your entire life

Bala

Unknown

Comedy
9
# 2078

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

A body becomes old ... but a heart never becomes old

Saand Ki Aankh

Unknown

Comedy
9
# 2079

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte

If one realizes his mistake and mends it later, then he's no longer wrong ... but if someone leaves in the evening and returns in the morning then he's not called a good person

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
9
# 2080

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

Total Dhamaal

Ritesh Deshmukh

Shayari•Comedy
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