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# 1921
Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai
The lovers are bringing the bride ... hey religious girl, I'm coming

Direct Ishq

Unknown

Comedy
11
# 1922
Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko
Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1923
Share bazar mein lute huye vyapari ki tarah roiye ... club mein haare huye juari ki tarah roiye ... signal pe bheek maangte huye bikhari ki tarah roiye ... magar roiye, please roiye
Cry like a businessman who has lost in the stock market ... cry like a gambler who has lost in the club ... cry like a beggar who begs on a traffic light ... but cry, please cry

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Asrani

Comedy•Business•Gambling
11
# 1924
(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bangali, Portugaali, maa ki gaali, behen ki gaali
(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bengali, Portuguese, curse language of mother, curse language of sister

Ek Paheli Leela

Ahsaan Qureshi

Comedy
11
# 1925
Har nakamyab aadmi ke andar ek kavi chupa hi hota hai ... aur har kamyab kavi doosri sab cheezon mein nakamyab rehta hai
Inside every unsuccessful man there is a hidden poet ... and every successful poet is unsuccessful in everything else

Chalo America

Aashish Chaudhary

Comedy•Poem•Victory & Success
11
# 1926
Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai
When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything

Gair

Paresh Rawal

Music•Comedy
11
# 1927
Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se
No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
11
# 1928
Haai gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar ... vaise kaafi ho vazandar
You are the flower of my garden, spring of my life ... but you're quite heavy

Maa

Kader Khan

Comedy•Flowers & Trees•Weather
11
# 1929
Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?
Why are you taking the trouble ... of lifting trouble?

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
11
# 1930
Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai
What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Fruit & Nut

Dia Mirza

Comedy•City & Places
11
# 1931
Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi
If I don't cut his neck, lock it up, and decorate like a flower ... then I'm not from Hyderabad

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

City & Places•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 1932
Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai
Is that a saree on a woman, or a woman in a saree ... is it a woman or a saree, or is it a saree or a woman

Rang Rasiya

Unknown

Women•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
11
# 1933
Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye
You guys were so small and you used to bath naked in the pond ... and I used to catch you guys and take you out ... now you've become completely like James Bond ... infact you've become bulls

Kroadh

Jagdeep

Comedy•Animals & Birds
11
# 1934
Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na
Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

Prem Kaa Game

Salman Khan

Men•Women•Comedy
11
# 1935
Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai
We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
11
# 1936
Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum
When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Samrat & Co.

Unknown

Transportation•Government•Comedy
11
# 1937
Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum
Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

Khichdi: The Movie

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
11
# 1938
Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega
My beating is like medicine ... whenever you do something like this ... then you'll definitely get a dose

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Action•Comedy
11
# 1939
Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata
A film is not considered flop until its poster is taken down

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy
11
# 1940
Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai
My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai

Uday Chopra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
11
Songs - Comedy
Anjan Ki Siti
Maa
 Do Mastane
Do Mastane
Andaz Apna Apna
 Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
 Main Mast Kudi
Main Mast Kudi
Jodi No. 1
 Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai
 Emotional Fool
Emotional Fool
Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania
 Bade Miya Deewane
Bade Miya Deewane
Shagird
Baatein Hawa Hai
Cheeni Kum
 Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal
 Hum Saare Bekaar
Hum Saare Bekaar
Jaagruti

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