Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Haai gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar ... vaise kaafi ho vazandar

You are the flower of my garden, spring of my life ... but you're quite heavy

Kyun taqleef utha rahe hai ... why are you lifting trouble?

Why are you taking the trouble ... of lifting trouble?

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi

If I don't cut his neck, lock it up, and decorate like a flower ... then I'm not from Hyderabad

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Is that a saree on a woman, or a woman in a saree ... is it a woman or a saree, or is it a saree or a woman

Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye

You guys were so small and you used to bath naked in the pond ... and I used to catch you guys and take you out ... now you've become completely like James Bond ... infact you've become bulls

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

Two snacks, two sweets, chips, rice, curry, crushed veggies, fried wheat flour, flatbread, pickle ... you are an unlimited food plate

Meri maar dawai ki tarah hai ... jab bhi tu aaisi koi harkat karega ... tujhe dose zaroor milega

My beating is like medicine ... whenever you do something like this ... then you'll definitely get a dose

Film tab tak flop nahi hoti jab tak uska poster nahi utar jaata

A film is not considered flop until its poster is taken down

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

My cheese omelette is a nothing omelette in front of her

Chandni Chowk mein chandni raat mein chachi ne chacha ko chandi ke chamach se chutney chatayi

Aunty fed uncle chutney in a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk on a night with the moon

Khali jeb Romeo type tevar achche nahi lagte

This Romeo type attitude doesn't look good with empty pockets

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Only talk for whatever talk time is left