Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Ek mandir ka diya bhi tereko tawaif ke kothe ki laal batti lagta hai

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Khada kar diya hai mera ... gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

Subah ka bhoola agar shaam ko laute toh usse bhoola nahi kehte ... par shaam ka bhoola agar subah laute toh usse doodh ka dhoola bhi toh nahi kehte

Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Hindi filmon ka paikhana kuch is tarah hota hai ... ki koi bhi, kuch bhi, kabhi bhi kar sakta hai

Jab kisi bewakoof ko poorna aanshik roop se kisi laundiya ke prem mein duboya jaata hai ... toh ladki ki maangein ladkon ke jeb ke bhaar se dugni ho jaati hai

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

Aasmaan ka rang aankhon mein leke utri hai ek videshi apsara ... pighal rahi hai baraf, pighal raha hai ek brahmachari ka dil zara zara ... kahin aisa toh nahi ki saawan ke andhe ko dikhta ho sab hara hara

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai