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# 1961

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno


Along with your ears keep all the holes of your body open and listen to me

# 1962

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai


Come over everyone, my dear friend has arrived ... make him drink as much as he can, since he has from overseas

# 1963

Jab jab joh joh hota hai ... tab tab woh woh hota hai


What happens when ... it only happens then

# 1964

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai


The virus of suspicion has entered in your veins

# 1965

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai


Pritam Singh gives everyone one chance to stay alive ... one who agrees is OK, or else he goes up and cries

# 1966

Tere huzoor se sab sharmsar hokar chale ... shikar karne ko aaye the, shikaar hokar chale


Everyone is ablush from your honor ... I had come to hunt, but I became the prey

# 1967

Arre janaab, aaj kal toh music companyon ko ghazal ki dhun bhi disco jaisi chahiye


Sir, the music companies today want even the tune of a poem to be just like disco

# 1968

Arre thairo thairo thairo, zaara tham toh jao ... kahe ki hai yeh dhoom dhaam, zaara mujhe toh batao


Oh stop stop stop, hold on a bit ... for what are these celebrations, someone tell me please

# 1969

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai


The coming and going of girlfriends is the pride of rich people

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# 1970

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab


This is the first rule of alcohol ... whose alcohol you drink, you should spoil their house

# 1971

Agar maa ki mamta ho sakti hai ... toh kya baap ki bapta nahi ho sakti


If there is moms love ... then why can't there be dads love

# 1972

Baniye ke bill ki tarah tumhari harkatein bhi bhadti ja rahi hai


Your acts are also increasing like the grocers bill

# 1973

Kaan ke neeche kheench ke doonga na ... agli saath pushtein teri saali behri pehda hongi


If I give you one tight slap under your ears ... then bloody your next seven generations will be born deaf

# 1974

Taaliyan bajane se kaam nahi hoga ... kaam karne se kaam hoga


Work will not be done by clapping ... work will be done by working

# 1975

Dhamki aur challenge toh darpok log dete hai


Cowards give a warning and a challenge

# 1976

Jaldi mein ho yah deri mein ho ... aadmi ko apna manners kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye


Whether you are running quickly or whether you are running late ... a man should never forget his manners

# 1977

Hum toh gulaab lene gaye the ... yahan toh guldasta hi haath mein aa gaya


I was trying to get a rose ... but the whole bouquet came in my hand

# 1978

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati


Knowledge does not come without becoming a chicken

# 1979

Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail


If you don't have oil in the car tank ... then even the biggest engineer is a fail

# 1980

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge


If you don't make fun of the national dress then how will you be called broadminded

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