Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Aao ji aao ji aaj sadke, yaaro ke yaar aaye hai ... pilao ji pilao inhe aaj jee bhar ke, saat samundar paar aaye hai

Jab jab joh joh hota hai ... tab tab woh woh hota hai

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Tere huzoor se sab sharmsar hokar chale ... shikar karne ko aaye the, shikaar hokar chale

Arre janaab, aaj kal toh music companyon ko ghazal ki dhun bhi disco jaisi chahiye

Arre thairo thairo thairo, zaara tham toh jao ... kahe ki hai yeh dhoom dhaam, zaara mujhe toh batao

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai

Yeh sharab ka pehla usool hai ... jiski piyo sharab, uska hi ghar karo kharab

Agar maa ki mamta ho sakti hai ... toh kya baap ki bapta nahi ho sakti

Baniye ke bill ki tarah tumhari harkatein bhi bhadti ja rahi hai

Kaan ke neeche kheench ke doonga na ... agli saath pushtein teri saali behri pehda hongi

Taaliyan bajane se kaam nahi hoga ... kaam karne se kaam hoga

Dhamki aur challenge toh darpok log dete hai

Jaldi mein ho yah deri mein ho ... aadmi ko apna manners kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye

Hum toh gulaab lene gaye the ... yahan toh guldasta hi haath mein aa gaya

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge