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# 1961

Tum kya samajhti ho Krishna bhagwan tumhe bachane aayenge ... woh Mahabharat mein aaye the ... is Bharat mein nahi aayenge

What do you think that Lord Krishna will come to save you ... he had come in the Mahabharata ... he won't come in this India

Aakhree Raasta

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Religion & God•Comedy
9
# 1962

Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya

Today I came across mountains ... he brought me and I came here

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Raju Srivastav

Comedy
9
# 1963

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Miss sweety, my honey ... you are an aircondition taxi ... you are sexy

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Unknown

Comedy•Romance•Transportation
9
# 1964

Kya mukhda hai, kya aankhen hai, kya hooth hai ... aaisa lagta hai ki upar waale ne sare staff ko chutti dekar ... apne haathon se usse banaya hai

What a face, what eyes, what lips she has ... it seems as if god has given all his staff time off ... and made her with his own hands

Parwana

Ajay Devgan

Religion & God•Comedy
9
# 1965

Khanna koi ganna nahi jisse choos kar koi bhi uska juice pee jaye

Khanna is not a sugarcane which anyone can suck on it and drink it's juice

Aa Gale Lag Jaa

Roopesh Kumar

Food & Drinks•Comedy
9
# 1966

Saj gaye hum lute hue sajinda jaise behte hai ... aur yaar gaye magar hum besharam zinda jaise behte hai

I am sitting all dressed up like an instrumentalist ... and my friend is in trouble and I am sitting here like a shameless person

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom

Piyush Mishra

Shayari•Comedy
9
# 1967

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Humjoli

Mehmood

Job & Career•Transportation•Comedy
9
# 1968

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Ritesh Deshmukh

Dreams•Comedy
9
# 1969

Tumhara pyar night long hai ... aur mera pyar life long hai

Your love is night long ... and my love is life long

Kya Yehi Pyaar Hai

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy•Romance
9
# 1970

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

She has a wedding necklace on her neck and kamasutra in her eyes

Bombay Talkies

Saqib Saleem

Adult•Comedy
9
# 1971

Abhi aaye, abhi behte, abhi daaman sambhala hai ... tumhari aulad bhi kya yaad karegi, ki chacha ne kya dum nikala hai

You just came, you just sat, you barely settled down ... but your child will remember, what great uncle do they have

Umar 55 Ki Dil Bachpan Ka

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy
9
# 1972

Jaise taise taalo isse ... lula landa jahan koi mil jaaye haath peele karo, nikalo isse

Ignore her in anyway ... whoever you find lame or crippled, get her married to him and throw her out

Heer Raanjha

Pran

Comedy•Shayari•Marriage & Wedding
9
# 1973

Sari khudai ek taraf, joru ki bhai ek taraf

The whole world can be on one side, but I'll be on my brother-in-law's side

Unknown

Family•Comedy
9
# 1974

Na koi kaam karti hai ... na kisi aur kaam aati hai

Neither does she do any work ... nor is she useful for any other work

Ragini MMS 2

Parvin Dabas

Adult•Comedy
9
# 1975

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

So many people and such less brains

Saathiya

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
9
# 1976

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Girls from Delhi dress up as if ... it is Diwali everyday

Pyaar Ke Side Effects

Rahul Bose

Festival•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
9
# 1977

Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai

It is very painful to see ... the name plate of someone else in front of your property

Do Knot Disturb

Sushmita Sen

House•Comedy
9
# 1978

Yeh hai mere dost, khate nahi ghost ... naam ka Bhagwan hai, dil ka insaan hai ... is hi ki meharbaani se gadha pehalwan hai

He is my friend who doesn't eat meat ... his name is Bhagwan, he is good at heart ... and because of him things are going great

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Poem•Friendship•Comedy
9
# 1979

Aapka dimaag cassette ki tarah dono taraf chalta hai ... A side bhi, B side bhi

Your mind works from both sides like a cassette ... from A side, and from B side

No Entry

Fardeen Khan

Comedy
9
# 1980

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll

It is God's grace ... that you are a hot and sexy baby doll

Kambakkht Ishq

Javed Jaffrey

Religion & God•Comedy
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