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# 1941

Jab sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen aur hydrogen in chaaron ko ek cylinder mein bhar do na ... toh choola nahi ghar jalta hai ... blast hota hai blast

When you add sulphate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen all four together in a cylinder ... then a stove doesn't burn, but the whole house burns down ... it's a total blast

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Unknown

Technology & Science•House•Comedy
9
# 1942

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
9
# 1943

Maal hai aur malamaal bhi hai!

She is gorgeous and rich as well!

Lootere

Sharat Saxena

Comedy•Women
9
# 1944

Picture jab housefull hota hai na ... toh ticket us-hich ko milta hai jiski manager tak pehchan ho

When a movie becomes housefull ... then only the one who knows the manager gets a ticket

Bombay Velvet

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
9
# 1945

Nahalo, dholo, nikalo kitna bhi mail badan ka ... phir bhi na nikle mail badan ka, kyun ki yeh pani hai jail ka

Take a bath, wash it, no matter how much dirt you remove from your body ... but still the dirt won't come out since this water is from a jail

Jail

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
9
# 1946

Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na nikle toh ghee chamach se nikaal lo ... kyun ki har jagah ungli nahi ki jaati

When you are not able to remove clarified butter using a straight finger then use a spoon ... because you should not put your finger into everything

Hawaizaada

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
9
# 1947

Mera daata mujhpar meherban hai ... mere mooh mein chandi ki zabaan hai ... mere haath mein sone ki kamaan hai ... joh bhi mere aage aayega ... muft mein joote khake jayega

I have the blessing of my lord ... I have a silver tongue in my mouth ... I have a golden bow in my hand ... whosoever comes in front of me ... will be smashed with shoes for free

Funtoosh

Dev Anand

Poem•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
9
# 1948

Vakil do tarah ke hote hai ... ek woh joh kanoon janta hai ... aur doosra joh judge ko janta hai

There are two types of lawyers ... one who knows about the law ... and other who knows the judge

Barkhaa

Puneet Issar

Law & Order•Comedy
9
# 1949

Yeh ajeeb sa khela hai ... haan aur na ka mela hai ... shakkar ka daana kabhi karela hai ... kabhi Savita, kabhi Sunita, kabhi Bela hai

This is a strange game ... it's an exhibition of yes and no ... sometimes a granule of sugar is like bitter gourd ... sometimes there is Savita, sometimes there is Sunita, sometimes there is Bela

Hunterrr

Unknown

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
9
# 1950

Tumhare dil ke jail mein umar bhar ke liye qaid ho gaya hoon ... chahkar bhi yahan se riha hone ka koi chance nahi ... aur tumhari zulfon ki zanjeeron mein is tarah jakad gaya hoon ... ki agar chahon bhi toh usse todh nahi sakta

I've been imprisoned for life in the jail of your heart ... even if I want there is no chance of me being released from here ... and I'm tied up in the shackles of your hair in a way that ... even if I want I won't be able to break that

Tu Chor Main Sipahi

Akshay Kumar

Romance•Comedy
9
# 1951

Hilna nahi ... hilega toh dobara life mein hilne ka chance nahi milega

Don't move ... if you move then you won't get a chance in life to move again

Aashik Aawara

Kader Khan

Comedy•Action
9
# 1952

Manushya ko makhan mein baal ki tarah, samudra mein jaal ki tarah aur yudh mein dhaal ki tarah rehna chahiye

A human should stay like a hair in butter, like a net in the sea and like an armour in battle

Mahaan

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy•Food & Drinks•War & Battle
Play Video
9
# 1953

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
9
# 1954

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Rs.25 for stall, Rs.50 for balcony ... only one ticket is left, everything else is sold out

Angaaray (1998)

Akshay Kumar

Money•Comedy
9
# 1955

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

It's my principle to live with pride and to die quietly

Aarzoo

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
9
# 1956

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Pain and pleasure ... she was an expert in giving both

Ugly Aur Pagli

Ranvir Shorey

Adult•Comedy
9
# 1957

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Animals & Birds•Comedy
9
# 1958

Main toh film bhi dekhkar pasand karti hoon, story sunkar nahi ... ussi tarah main ladka bhi dekhkar pasand ya napasand karoongi

I select a film after seeing it, not by listening to its story ... just like that I'll select or reject a guy after seeing him

Kishen Kanhaiya

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy
9
# 1959

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

I was only taking your photo ... but you are shooting a film on me

Dil Ka Rishta

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
9
# 1960

Bheek maange se aadmi zaleel aur zaar hota hai ... aur nikal jaye jis phool se khushbo, woh phool bekaar hota hai

By begging a person becomes humiliated and shameful ... and the flower which has lost its fragrance, that flower is useless

Aunty No. 1

Govinda

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
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