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Prem Kaa Game

Release Year - 2010
# 1
Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam
The game is over, the money spent is worth it ... and the husband sweared and improved
# 2
Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana
Everyone is a fan of stolen mangoes ... the one who gets caught is a thief and the one who escapes is a smart person
# 3
Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi
A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)
# 4
Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na
Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight
# 5
Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai
Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside
# 6
Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai
Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever
# 7
Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki
A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up
# 8
Tum patiyon ke liye shaadi ek hadsa hoga ... lekin hum patniyon ke liye shaadi ek haseen hadsa hai
Marriage may be an incident for husbands ... but marriage is a beautiful incident for wife's
# 9
Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata
Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail
# 10
Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah
Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary
# 11
Saat pheron ke bandhan mein joh jaadu hai ... woh jeete ji kabhi pati patni ko juda hone nahi deta
The magic that is there in the bond of the seven rounds around the holy fire (of marriage) ... that will never let the husband and wife separate while they are alive
# 12
Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai
I got married to you ... and you are roaming around asking for everything
# 13
Ring fasi toh ladki fasi
If the ring sticks then the girl will stick
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