Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Abhe chalayega ya ukharega

Muscular, popular, spectacular and ... bachelor

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky

Itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge, water filter ban jaaoge

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

Meri zindagi mein ladki ka aana utna hi mushkil hai jitna purani filmon mein court mein sahi salamat gawah ka pahunchna

Ladki ke paas aansun nahi brahmastra hota hai ... jahan girati hai wahin qayamat dhaati hai

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

Yeh Global Baba ka kal kya hoga pata nahi ... lekin aaj iska bal global hai

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Share bazar mein lute huye vyapari ki tarah roiye ... club mein haare huye juari ki tarah roiye ... signal pe bheek maangte huye bikhari ki tarah roiye ... magar roiye, please roiye