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# 1901

Abhe chalayega ya ukharega

Will you start it or will you uproot it

Yamla Pagla Deewana

Bobby Deol

Comedy
12
# 1902

Muscular, popular, spectacular and ... bachelor

Muscular, popular, spectacular and ... bachelor

All The Best

Asrani

Comedy
12
# 1903

Itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge, water filter ban jaaoge

I'll make so many holes in you ... so many holes in you ... so many holes in you, that you'll become a water filter

Ludo

Rajkummar Rao

Comedy
Play Video
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# 1904

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

You're a flatterer, and I can see that very clearly even in this haze ... now just clear whether you're a teaspoon or a tablespoon

Dabangg 3

Salman Khan

Comedy
11
# 1905

Hum log science mein maante hai ... non-science mein nahi

We believe in science ... and not in non-science

Pagalpanti

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Technology & Science
Play Video
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# 1906

Meri zindagi mein ladki ka aana utna hi mushkil hai jitna purani filmon mein court mein sahi salamat gawah ka pahunchna

A girl entering my life is as difficult as a witness reaching safely to the court, just like it happened in the old films

Arjun Patiala

Varun Sharma

Comedy
11
# 1907

Ladki ke paas aansun nahi brahmastra hota hai ... jahan girati hai wahin qayamat dhaati hai

The tears of girls are like supernatural weapons ... wherever they fall, they create devastation

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Comedy
11
# 1908

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

These three things are very dangerous ... black coat of lawyers, white coat of doctors and petticoat ... who knows how many people have been lost in them

Aa Gaya Hero

Govinda

Adult•Comedy
11
# 1909

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

I can die without you ... it's the truth ... and it's time for a smooch

Dil Juunglee

Saqib Saleem

Adult•Comedy
11
# 1910

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

Water on your pants and out of control youth can dishonour you

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
11
# 1911

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

Guest Iin London

Sanjay Mishra

Husband & Wife•Comedy
11
# 1912

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

If you don't do well in a love story ... then you'll do well in a crime story

Behen Hogi Teri

Unknown

Comedy•Crime
11
# 1913

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Great Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
11
# 1914

Yeh duniya ka pehla bistar hai ... jahan saath soti meri biwi ki sister hai

This must be the first bed of the world ... on which my sister-in-law sleeps with us

Great Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy
11
# 1915

Yeh Global Baba ka kal kya hoga pata nahi ... lekin aaj iska bal global hai

We don't know what will happen to Global Baba tomorrow ... but today his power is global

Global Baba

Akhilendra Mishra

Comedy•World & Universe
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# 1916

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

The lovers are bringing the bride ... hey religious girl, I'm coming

Direct Ishq

Unknown

Comedy
11
# 1917

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1918

Share bazar mein lute huye vyapari ki tarah roiye ... club mein haare huye juari ki tarah roiye ... signal pe bheek maangte huye bikhari ki tarah roiye ... magar roiye, please roiye

Cry like a businessman who has lost in the stock market ... cry like a gambler who has lost in the club ... cry like a beggar who begs on a traffic light ... but cry, please cry

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Asrani

Comedy•Business•Gambling
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# 1919

(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bangali, Portugaali, maa ki gaali, behen ki gaali

(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bengali, Portuguese, curse language of mother, curse language of sister

Ek Paheli Leela

Ahsaan Qureshi

Comedy
11
# 1920

Har nakamyab aadmi ke andar ek kavi chupa hi hota hai ... aur har kamyab kavi doosri sab cheezon mein nakamyab rehta hai

Inside every unsuccessful man there is a hidden poet ... and every successful poet is unsuccessful in everything else

Chalo America

Aashish Chaudhary

Comedy•Poem•Victory & Success
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