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# 1901

Takleef humko ka takleef degi ... hum toh khud takleefon ko takleef de dete hai

What pain can misery give me ... I myself give pain to the misery

Loot

Govinda

Comedy
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# 1902

Chaand se maathe par chaandi jaise pasina kyun?

Why are you sweating on your moon like forehead?

Main Khiladi Tu Anari

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
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# 1903

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Brother this is Delhi ... here on dark nights when rich people come out on the streets ... then fair girls go missing

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Unknown

City & Places•Comedy
10
# 1904

Kissing handshake se zyada hygienic hai

Kissing is more hygienic than a handshake

London Paris New York

Ali Zafar

Romance•Comedy•Adult
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# 1905

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

A lot of times people find it difficult to decide ... whether my heart is big or my bungalow

Om Jai Jagadish

Fardeen Khan

House•Comedy
10
# 1906

Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

A husband and the Sun both are unfaithful ... he comes with Kiran, stays with Roshni and goes with Sandhya

Double Dhamaal

Mallika Sherawat

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 1907

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

He is a Sikh and he is effective too

Double Dhamaal

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy•Religion & God
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# 1908

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Hey you side hero ... don't talk in between, understand

Deewana Mastana

Satish Kaushik

Rowdyism•Comedy
10
# 1909

Abhe jhandu ... CD ke zamane mein purani cassette bajhana band kar

You loser ... stop playing the old cassette in the era of the CD

Fashion

Mugdha Godse

Comedy
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# 1910

Saali dikhti hai Prem Chopra jaisi ... khud ko Priyanka Chopra samajhti hai

Bloody she looks like Prem Chopra ... and she thinks she is Priyanka Chopra

Zindagi 50 50

Atul Parchure

Comedy
10
# 1911

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

Mickey Virus

Manish Paul

Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1912

Ho jaye tayaar, jaana hai bahaar, waqt hai kam, manzil hai door ... lekin jaana hai zaroor

Get ready, we have to go out, the time is less, the destination is far ... but we have to go

Ram Lakhan

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
10
# 1913

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai ... shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Call me in the middle of the night, and I will definitely come till morning ... it is my duty to maintain silence in the city and to serve the people

Taqdeerwala

Anupam Kher

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
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# 1914

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Oh my sweetheart how much will you trouble me for a kiss

Ek Rishtaa

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
10
# 1915

Kya cheez ... cut piece

What a girl ... she is like a cut piece

Jaanam Samjha Karo

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
10
# 1916

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Taxi No. 9211

Sanjay Dutt

City & Places•Comedy•Rowdyism
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# 1917

Kaan ke neeche kheench ke doonga na ... agli saath pushtein teri saali behri pehda hongi

If I give you one tight slap under your ears ... then bloody your next seven generations will be born deaf

Jolly LLB

Arshad Warsi

Rowdyism•Comedy
10
# 1918

Ration par bhashan bahut hai ... lekin bhashan par ration koi nahi

There are a lot of lectures on ration ... but there is no ration on listening to a lecture

Upkar

Pran

Comedy
10
# 1919

Hum doston se daant ke aur dushmano se pyar se baat karte hai

We talk with our friends roughly and with our enemies with love

Taal

Anil Kapoor

Friendship•Enemy•Comedy
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# 1920

Ghar mein devi jaisi bahu hai, toh phir tirth yatra ki kya zaroorat?

When there is a Goddess like daughter-in-law in the house, then whats the need for pilgrimage?

Kati Patang

Unknown

House•Comedy•Family
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