Jin logon ki zindagi gaali ho na ... woh bhajan nahi gaya karte

Beti ka sasural hi hai uska sansar ... rasmo rivaaz nibhati rahoongi, ab toh jaane dijiye ... aati rahoongi

Hamara father north Indian, hamara mother south Indian ... is liye hum complete Indian

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

Daal mein thoda sa pani dalo, phir usse garam karo ... phir thoda sa apni khoobsurati ka namak, apni shararat ki mirchi aur apne masoomiyat ki malai dal do ... aur mohabbat ke makhan ka tadka laga do ... aisi daal banegi ki daal toh daal, saath mein main tumhe bhi kha jaaonga

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Joh janta ko pair ki jooti samajhta hai ... woh ek din zaroor janta ke joote khata hai

Amir banne ke liye zaroori hai lalach

Log kehte hai teen din baad mehmaan shaitan dikhai deta hai

Joh santo ki baat na maane woh barso pachtaye ... jis jis raah se guzre tis tis joote khaye

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

Yeh coat aur pant kya pehen liya, apne aap ko Rajkot samajh behte? ... humse uljhoge toh hum tumhe Pathankot bana denge yaad rakhna

Agar main mar gaya, main tujhe zinda nahin chhodunga

Marne se pehle mere baal dye kara dena, I want to die young

Main tujhe maaf nahin karoonga ... main tujhe aaisa saaf karoonga ... jaise hajaam do baar sabun lagake daari saaf karta hai

Yeh ashtray bhi khali karde ... yeh aur zulm nahin seh payegi

Nalayak, adharmi, durachari, mamachari, bhrashtachari, bol sorry!

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai