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# 1601

Hello bhai from another aai

Hello brother from another mother

Simmba

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Parents
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# 1602

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

Housefull 3

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 1603

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Sharat Saxena

House•Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1604

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

Jajantaram Mamantaram

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
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# 1605

Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

The birthday of a poor person is death-day for him ... birthday, cough-day, sneeze-din are only there for the rich people

Raja Aur Runk

Ajit Khan

Birthday•Comedy
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# 1606

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Sunday

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Men•Comedy
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# 1607

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

Traffic Signal

Kunal Khemu

Transportation•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1608

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Rajpal Yadav

Dance•Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1609

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

C Kkompany

Tusshar Kapoor

Money•Comedy
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# 1610

Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

You were a zero before me, and will be a zero after me ... it's just that you are a hero in between ... because behind a zero there is a hero

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
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# 1611

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

Kill Dil

Govinda

Comedy•Parents
Play Video
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# 1612

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

Entertainment

Mithun Chakraborty

Money•Comedy
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# 1613

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Mickey Virus

Elli Avram

City & Places•Comedy
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# 1614

(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

(Who will give the sacrifice?) - Who will give, who will give, what who will give ... bloody you will give the sacrifice!

Aankhen (1993)

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Comedy
Play Video
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# 1615

Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Just by wearing a nice watch on your wrist doesn't mean that your good time has come along

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Rishi Kapoor

Time•Comedy
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# 1616

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Raju Srivastav

Comedy
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# 1617

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

Tango Charlie

Shahbaz Khan

Adult•Technology & Science•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1618

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

Instead of girls dying for you ... girls will die looking at you

Mausam (2011)

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
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# 1619

Aadmi agar thode time ke liye pareshaan hai na ... toh matlab time kharab hai ... aur aadmi agar hamesha pareshaan hai na ... toh samajh lena ki aadmi kharaab hai

If a man is worried for sometime ... then it means his time is bad ... and if a man is worried always ... then understand that the man himself is bad

Annarth

Razak Khan

Time•Comedy
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# 1620

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

The eyes are searching, the sea is searching, the whole village is searching ... you fool, first look where are you stepping your foot on

Gulaab Gang

Madhuri Dixit

Shayari•Comedy•Village
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