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# 1601

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Your lips are red and your hair is black ... first came Anna Hazare and then came Arvind Kejriwal

Bank Chor

Unknown

Comedy•Politics
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# 1602

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

He looks innocent from his face, but in reality there's nothing honest about him

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Comedy•Truth & Honesty
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# 1603

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

Amiri Garibi

Tiku Talsania

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding•Birthday
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# 1604

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Carrots and radish form a great pair ... red and white absolutely bright ... people will say look at their love, their affection ... is just like a salad

Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye

Salman Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1605

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Koyla

Johnny Lever

Animals & Birds•Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 1606

Kayi baatein is chewing gum ki tarah hoti hai ... jab tak mooh mein rehti hai achcha lagta hai ... bahar aate hi pareshani ban jaati hai

Many things are like this chewing gum ... until they stay in the mouth it feels good ... and when they come out they become a problem

Khiladi 420

Akshay Kumar

Drama•Comedy
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# 1607

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

You enjoy milk when it has green cardamom, almonds and pistachios ... when a heart connects with a heart then a relationship of brother and sister is formed

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1608

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

Be it a girl or a cigarette ... you have been habituated to take both for free

Traffic Signal

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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# 1609

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Husband & Wife•Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1610

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Try to hit on the 2nd best (girl) ... there are better chances of her falling for you

Hunterrr

Unknown

Comedy
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# 1611

Yeh ladki nahi hai ... barah bor ka kartoos hai jisne mujhe dishkiyaon kar diya hai

She is not a girl ... she is 12 mm bullet who has killed me

Chaar Din Ki Chandni

Sushant Singh

Women•Comedy
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# 1612

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!

You have something that even a rich person can't buy ... (what?) ... poverty!

Entertainment

Mithun Chakraborty

Comedy
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# 1613

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Be kicked, be slapped, be scolded, whatever it may be ... but get the signature

Chillar Party

Unknown

Comedy
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# 1614

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

In our Indian culture we say one thing that ... first make them understand with love, then make them understand politely, then make them understand with words ... and if they still don't understand then use slaps and kicks

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Salman Khan

Comedy•Action
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# 1615

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

To impress you I could have given you a necklace worth 25 lakhs rupees ... but without the price you'll think it is worth 25 rupees ... and I can't give it with the price tag

Cheeni Kum

Amitabh Bachchan

Money•Comedy
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# 1616

Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai

Here and there I rule the entire world ... long live the craziness in youthfulness

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Govinda

Comedy•World & Universe
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# 1617

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

Aa Gale Lag Jaa

Paresh Rawal

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 1618

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Dil Maange More

Soha Ali Khan

Transportation•City & Places•Comedy
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# 1619

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

Tango Charlie

Shahbaz Khan

Adult•Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1620

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Jackpot

Naseeruddin Shah

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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