Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Gayi bhains pani mein

Hello bhai from another aai

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi