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# 1601
Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose
A wallet, a bullet ... now you choose

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Boman Irani

Comedy•Action
17
# 1602
Gayi bhains pani mein
The buffalo went in the water

Mr. India

Harish Patel

Animals & Birds•Comedy
17
# 1603
Hello bhai from another aai
Hello brother from another mother

Simmba

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Parents
16
# 1604
La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori
La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

Housefull 3

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
16
# 1605
Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai
A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Sharat Saxena

House•Technology & Science•Comedy
16
# 1606
Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai
I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

Jajantaram Mamantaram

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
16
# 1607
Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai
The birthday of a poor person is death-day for him ... birthday, cough-day, sneeze-din are only there for the rich people

Raja Aur Runk

Ajit Khan

Birthday•Comedy
16
# 1608
Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon
I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Sunday

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Men•Comedy
16
# 1609
Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho
All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

Traffic Signal

Kunal Khemu

Transportation•Comedy
Play Video
16
# 1610
Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra
Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Rajpal Yadav

Dance•Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
16
# 1611
Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai
It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

C Kkompany

Tusshar Kapoor

Money•Comedy
16
# 1612
Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai
You were a zero before me, and will be a zero after me ... it's just that you are a hero in between ... because behind a zero there is a hero

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
16
# 1613
Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!
What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

Kill Dil

Govinda

Comedy•Parents
Play Video
16
# 1614
Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de
For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

Entertainment

Mithun Chakraborty

Money•Comedy
16
# 1615
Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?
Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Mickey Virus

Elli Avram

City & Places•Comedy
16
# 1616
(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!
(Who will give the sacrifice?) - Who will give, who will give, what who will give ... bloody you will give the sacrifice!

Aankhen (1993)

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Comedy
Play Video
16
# 1617
Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai
Just by wearing a nice watch on your wrist doesn't mean that your good time has come along

Yeh Hai Jalwa

Rishi Kapoor

Time•Comedy
16
# 1618
Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua
So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Raju Srivastav

Comedy
16
# 1619
Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics
In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

Tango Charlie

Shahbaz Khan

Adult•Technology & Science•Comedy
Play Video
16
# 1620
Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi
Instead of girls dying for you ... girls will die looking at you

Mausam (2011)

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
16
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