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# 1601
Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

A wallet, a bullet ... now you choose

# 1602
Gayi bhains pani mein

The buffalo went in the water

# 1603
Hello bhai from another aai

Hello brother from another mother

# 1604
La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

# 1605
Ghar science se nahi ... home science se chalta hai

A house doesn't run on science ... it runs on home science

# 1606
Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

# 1607
Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

The birthday of a poor person is death-day for him ... birthday, cough-day, sneeze-din are only there for the rich people

# 1608
Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

# 1609
Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

# 1610
Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

# 1611
Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

It's true that love can't be bought with money ... but you spend a lot on it

# 1612
Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

You were a zero before me, and will be a zero after me ... it's just that you are a hero in between ... because behind a zero there is a hero

# 1613
Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!

What do you call a girl who pushes her father from the terrace? ... Pushpa!

# 1614
Meri beti ki liye mujhe woh patti chahiye joh sympathy nahi ... mujhe sampatti lakar de

For my daughter I need a husband that gets me wealth ... and not sympathy

# 1615
Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

# 1616
(Woh qurbani dega kaun?) - Dega kaun, dega kaun, dega kaun kya ... kamine tu dega qurbani!

(Who will give the sacrifice?) - Who will give, who will give, what who will give ... bloody you will give the sacrifice!

# 1617
Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Just by wearing a nice watch on your wrist doesn't mean that your good time has come along

# 1618
Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

# 1619
Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

# 1620
Tujhpe ladki marne ke bajai ... tujhe dekh ke mar jayegi

Instead of girls dying for you ... girls will die looking at you

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