Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Hey you chutney made from rotten tomato ... stinking gram flour from a stinky curry ... disturbed fashion of the era ... blackness of a burnt potato, spinach with germs in it ... potassium in alum, cursed by women ... look what I do to you and how I screw you

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me

First don't bother anyone ... and if someone bothers you then don't leave them

I'm a two sided sword ... and I'll attack you in such a way ... that your life will become useless

Hey you bunch of rotten mangoes ... kettle without any tea ... bag of betel leaves ... puppet without eyes

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Here and there I rule the entire world ... long live the craziness in youthfulness

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

If you want to stay in this world then do one thing ... request with respect and salute everyone

Today I came across mountains ... he brought me and I came here

Miss sweety, my honey ... you are an aircondition taxi ... you are sexy