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# 1641

When in the Rome ... do the Romans


When in Rome ... do as the Romans do

# 1642

Love is loveless ... I am jobless


Love is loveless ... I am jobless

# 1643

Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai


That fool did a mistake and I showed him the trailer ... but the show from 9 to 12 is still there

# 1644

Ghar mein devi jaisi bahu hai, toh phir tirth yatra ki kya zaroorat?


When there is a Goddess like daughter-in-law in the house, then whats the need for pilgrimage?

# 1645

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena


Don't let this opportunity go by ... hug her and take a kiss

# 1646

Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain


He came to the ward because of Sahil ... sometimes I see his plaster, sometimes I see my bandages

# 1647

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam


Both your life lines are over ... if you make the third mistake then the episode will be over

# 1648

Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro


Be it Chanda or Paro ... hit on every girl

# 1649

Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan


Goa my life ... the pride of heaven

# 1650

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi


I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

# 1651

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai


There's good news for you all ... and the good news is that, the bad news is over

# 1652

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai


If someone says something useless in this selfish world ... then even those useless words have a very useful meaning ... and the meaning of living with selfish people like you is that ... it teaches you the meaning of the entire world

# 1653

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka


I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

# 1654

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi


You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

# 1655

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul


If even your meter is on and your electricity is out ... then come let's create a commotion together

# 1656

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai


Every girl searches for a father figure in her to be partner ... she has the figure and you're the father

# 1657

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai


Some combinations are so deadly ... they're fun when they're separate ... but they're just great when they come together ... it's like magic

# 1658

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage


If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car

# 1659

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai


Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

# 1660

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe


A person must be simple ... since even an underwear is VIP

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