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# 1641
When in the Rome ... do the Romans
When in Rome ... do as the Romans do

Salaam Namaste

Javed Jaffrey

City & Places•Comedy
16
# 1642
Love is loveless ... I am jobless
Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Go Goa Gone

Kunal Khemu

Job & Career•Comedy
16
# 1643
Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai
That fool did a mistake and I showed him the trailer ... but the show from 9 to 12 is still there

Major Saab

Mohan Joshi

Comedy
16
# 1644
Ghar mein devi jaisi bahu hai, toh phir tirth yatra ki kya zaroorat?
When there is a Goddess like daughter-in-law in the house, then whats the need for pilgrimage?

Kati Patang

Unknown

House•Comedy•Family
16
# 1645
Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena
Don't let this opportunity go by ... hug her and take a kiss

Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar

Aamir Khan

Romance•Comedy
16
# 1646
Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain
He came to the ward because of Sahil ... sometimes I see his plaster, sometimes I see my bandages

Gupt

Raza Murad

Shayari•Comedy
16
# 1647
Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam
Both your life lines are over ... if you make the third mistake then the episode will be over

Knock Out

Sanjay Dutt

Action•Comedy
16
# 1648
Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro
Be it Chanda or Paro ... hit on every girl

Always Kabhi Kabhi

Ali Fazal

Comedy•Women
Play Video
16
# 1649
Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan
Goa my life ... the pride of heaven

Dum Maaro Dum

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
16
# 1650
Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi
I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

Raja Babu

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
16
# 1651
Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai
There's good news for you all ... and the good news is that, the bad news is over

Dabangg 3

Salman Khan

Comedy
15
# 1652
Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai
If someone says something useless in this selfish world ... then even those useless words have a very useful meaning ... and the meaning of living with selfish people like you is that ... it teaches you the meaning of the entire world

Pagalpanti

John Abraham

Comedy•World & Universe
Play Video
15
# 1653
Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka
I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Money
15
# 1654
Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi
You should encourage your jobless husband for work ... and not for sex

Fraud Saiyaan

Arshad Warsi

Job & Career•Adult•Comedy
15
# 1655
Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul
If even your meter is on and your electricity is out ... then come let's create a commotion together

Batti Gul Meter Chalu

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
15
# 1656
Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai
Every girl searches for a father figure in her to be partner ... she has the figure and you're the father

Golmaal Again

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1657
Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai
Some combinations are so deadly ... they're fun when they're separate ... but they're just great when they come together ... it's like magic

Meri Pyaari Bindu

Unknown

Comedy
15
# 1658
Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage
If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car

Freaky Ali

Nawazuddin Siddiqui

Comedy•Transportation
15
# 1659
Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai
Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

Amiri Garibi

Tiku Talsania

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding•Birthday
15
# 1660
Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe
A person must be simple ... since even an underwear is VIP

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
15
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Naseeb (1981)
 Gold Tamba
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 Kya Kare Kya Na Kare
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Dishoom
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Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
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