When in the Rome ... do the Romans

Love is loveless ... I am jobless

Woh burbakh galti kiya, trailer dikha diya usko ... lekin nau se barah ka show abhi baki hai

Ghar mein devi jaisi bahu hai, toh phir tirth yatra ki kya zaroorat?

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Woh aaye ward mein hamare Sahil ki harkat hai ... kabhi hum unke plaster ko, kabhi apni pattiyon ko dekhte hain

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro

Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe