Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

Senior officers hai na mausam ki tarah hote hain ... badalte rehte hai

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

Yeh theater hai theater ... yahan drama nahi chalega

Jis din yeh khel shuru hoga na ... us din gend tum hoge ... aur chakke main maroonga

Arre kahan shaitan ke ghar mein Satyanarayan ki puja rakhne ki baat kar raha hai yeh

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

Gayi bhains pani mein

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

Aata majhi latakli!

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

Gareeb ka janamdin toh uska maramdin hota hai ... janamdin, khansi-din, cheek-din yeh sab ameeron ke hote hai

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai