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Mickey Virus

Release Year - 2013
# 1
Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai
When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off
# 2
Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?
Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?
# 3
Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka
When you give a difficult task to a lazy person ... then somehow or the other he will find an easy way to do it
# 4
Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai
Bloody the ugly people always get the good stuff
# 5
Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni
If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear
# 6
Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge
Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere
# 7
Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega
He is so twisted ... that if he eats a nail, then he will shit a screw
# 8
Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai
To be idle ... is big work
# 9
Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai
The virus which is called as love is very problematic
# 10
Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk
I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk
# 11
Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha
Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock
# 12
Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai
When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months
# 13
Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk
Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era
# 14
Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai
The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same
# 15
Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya
Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth
# 16
Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai
When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband
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