Aap log isse poochiye, iske dhadakte dil se poochiye ... zameen se poocho, aasman se poocho, hawaon se poocho, fizaon se poocho, andheron se poocho, ujalon se poocho, chaand se poocho, sitaron se poocho, aandhi se poocho, toofan se poocho ... mujhe se poocho, mere baap se poocho, isse poocho, iske baap se poocho, mere ghar ke char char cartoon se poocho ... arre main kehta hoon aur toh aur in pattiyon se poocho, in pattiyon ke peeche jalti hui battiyon se poocho, is bikhare hue kaleen se poocho, girre hue tambu se toote hue bamboo se poocho ... poocho us zarre zarre tinke tinke se kitna pyar kiya hai main ne isse?

You people should ask her, ask her beating heart ... ask the ground, ask the sky, ask the wind, ask the atmosphere, ask the darkness, ask the brightness, ask the moon, ask the stars, ask the squall, ask the storm ... ask me, ask my father, ask her, ask her father, ask the four cartoons in my house ... infact I am saying that you should ask these leaves, ask the lights that are behind these leaves, ask this strewn carpet, ask this fallen shelter and broken bamboo ... ask every little thing and every drop how much have I loved her?

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

The day I become a father ... I will take proper revenge from my children one after the other

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye ... iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye ... kisi behal ka bacha haal joh haal kha jaaye ... bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye ... Lalu ka laal kha jaaye, naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye, bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhape ki shawl kha jaaye ... haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye ... aur agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

He can even eat the covering of the hair's skin ... if he can get it then he will even eat months and years ... he can even eat the remaining well-being of someone unwell ... he can even eat the sadness of an untimely dying heart ... he can eat the son of Lalu, he can eat the guns of naxalites, he can eat the fun of childhood, he can eat the shawl of old age ... leave aside shyness, he can even eat the style of a shameless ... and if it's possible to put it on a plate, he'll even eat a thought

Tera mooh baatein karta hue achcha nahi lagta hai ... Fevicol dhal uske andhar

Your mouth doesn't look talking ... put glue in it

Hum Delhi waale mulk ke saath saath ... dil pe bhi hukumat karna jaante hai

We Delhiites along with ruling over the country ... also know how to rule over the heart

Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee

In the city of Mumbai when you fight, your head might break ... but if you fall in love, your heart is guaranteed to break

Khila hua gulaab aur laga hua julaab ... hamesha nahi rehte

A blossomed rose and purging ... don't stay forever

Aksar logon ki zindagi mein mauka darwaza khat-khata hai ... lekin aapki zindagi mein, mauka dil ko khat-khata raha hai

Usually an opportunity knocks on peoples door ... but in your life, the opportunity is knocking your heart

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Hey you CEO of fools

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

My shop had hardly opened and a curfew was called

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Bananas and tragedies never come in singles

Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki

You are wearing clothes of Rita and talking like Sita

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove

Eating salt raises your blood pressure ... and faithfulness raises your honesty even more

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Eat lots and lots of walnut, tighten your loincloth ... and fight with bear hands, not with knives and forks

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

My hands can reach those places ... where not even science has reached till date

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Hey you tired jokers of a comedy film

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Hey you side hero of a multistar cast film

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Hey you ripped ticket of the lower stall