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# 1561

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

If you do any business then it must be very unique ... but what to do my luck is torn

Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi

Arshad Warsi

Business•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
17
# 1562

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

If a boy and a girl run and hug each other, then let them do it ... let there be slow motion, let there be a sunset, if songs are playing then let them play ... infact I'm saying if they are kissing then let them do it

Happy Ending

Govinda

Romance•Comedy
17
# 1563

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

I will treat every woman as my sister-in-law and every girl as my sister ... except you

Suhaag

Akshay Kumar

Women•Comedy
17
# 1564

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

To impress you I could have given you a necklace worth 25 lakhs rupees ... but without the price you'll think it is worth 25 rupees ... and I can't give it with the price tag

Cheeni Kum

Amitabh Bachchan

Money•Comedy
Play Video
17
# 1565

Style bhi toh koi cheez hoti hai

Style is also something

Aaja Nachle

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy
17
# 1566

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Johnny Lever

Money•Life•Comedy
17
# 1567

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Govinda

Comedy•Action•Flowers & Trees
17
# 1568

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Always have full focus ... if you lose your focus then you'll lose your nose

Mary Kom

Unknown

Comedy
17
# 1569

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Dil Maange More

Soha Ali Khan

Transportation•City & Places•Comedy
17
# 1570

Bekaar aadmi phatte huye tube ki tarah hota hai ... lekin mushkil toh yeh hai ki tube ka puncture phir bhi judh sakta hai ... lekin bekaari ka puncture nahi judhta

A jobless man is like tube with a hole ... but the problem is that puncture of a tube can be fixed ... but the puncture of joblessness cannot be fixed

Naya Andaz

Johnny Walker

Job & Career•Comedy
17
# 1571

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

He has blown away all our hard earned money with beautiful girls in the casino

Apna Sapna Money Money

Ritesh Deshmukh

Money•Comedy
17
# 1572

Naya aashiq purane sharaabi ki tarah hota hai ... har jagah usse botal nazar aati hai

A new lover is like an old alcoholic ... he sees a bottle everywhere

Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega

Neeraj Vora

Comedy
Play Video
17
# 1573

Thoda roothegi, thoda cheekhegi, thoda chilayegi ... dil kehta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi

She will sulk a little, scream a little, shout a little ... but the heart says that one day she will agree

Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
17
# 1574

Common chora nahi hai yeh ... kyun ki baat common sense ki kare hai

He is not a common boy ... because he is talking common sense

Boss

Danny Denzongpa

Comedy
17
# 1575

Sar se paon tak khud ko dhak liya hai ... meri Roopa ka roop toh kahin se nazar hi nahi aata ni

You have covered yourself from head to toe ... so we can't see the beauty of my Roopa

Judwaa

Bindu

Comedy
Play Video
17
# 1576

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Are you coming for the 9 to 12 show?

Judwaa

Salman Khan

Comedy•Rowdyism
Play Video
17
# 1577

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

After sunday comes monday, you get 4 eggs with one rupee ... someone was hit by the sticks, and the big people are ruling

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman

Nana Patekar

Poem•Food & Drinks•Comedy
17
# 1578

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

The deepest animosity in this world exists between a husband and a wife

Ishqiya

Naseeruddin Shah

Husband & Wife•Enemy•Comedy
17
# 1579

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

My hands can reach those places ... where not even science has reached till date

Hulchul (1995)

Amrish Puri

Rowdyism•Technology & Science•Comedy
17
# 1580

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck

Hungama

Paresh Rawal

Husband & Wife•Comedy•Luck & Destiny
Play Video
17
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