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# 1561

# 1562

Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

If you do any business then it must be very unique ... but what to do my luck is torn

Vaah Life Ho Toh Aisi

Arshad Warsi

Business•Luck & Destiny•Comedy

# 1563

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

If a boy and a girl run and hug each other, then let them do it ... let there be slow motion, let there be a sunset, if songs are playing then let them play ... infact I'm saying if they are kissing then let them do it

Happy Ending

Govinda

Romance•Comedy

# 1564

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

I will treat every woman as my sister-in-law and every girl as my sister ... except you

Suhaag

Akshay Kumar

Women•Comedy

# 1565

# 1566

Style bhi toh koi cheez hoti hai

Style is also something

Aaja Nachle

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy

# 1567

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Johnny Lever

Money•Life•Comedy

# 1568

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

First I meet with a person ... then I shower him with love, shower him with flowers ... and then I punch and kick him

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Govinda

Comedy•Action•Flowers & Trees

# 1569

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Always have full focus ... if you lose your focus then you'll lose your nose

Mary Kom

Unknown

Comedy

# 1570

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Dil Maange More

Soha Ali Khan

Transportation•City & Places•Comedy

# 1571

Bekaar aadmi phatte huye tube ki tarah hota hai ... lekin mushkil toh yeh hai ki tube ka puncture phir bhi judh sakta hai ... lekin bekaari ka puncture nahi judhta

A jobless man is like tube with a hole ... but the problem is that puncture of a tube can be fixed ... but the puncture of joblessness cannot be fixed

Naya Andaz

Johnny Walker

Job & Career•Comedy