Dhanda karneka toh ekdum hatela ... pan kya karega kismat hai na phatela

Ladka ladki bhaagkar gale milte hai, toh milne de ... slow motion hone de, sunset hone de, gaane bajhte hai toh bajhne de ... main toh kehta hoon ki dono puppy lete hai toh lene de

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

Style bhi toh koi cheez hoti hai

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

Bekaar aadmi phatte huye tube ki tarah hota hai ... lekin mushkil toh yeh hai ki tube ka puncture phir bhi judh sakta hai ... lekin bekaari ka puncture nahi judhta

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

Naya aashiq purane sharaabi ki tarah hota hai ... har jagah usse botal nazar aati hai

Thoda roothegi, thoda cheekhegi, thoda chilayegi ... dil kehta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi

Common chora nahi hai yeh ... kyun ki baat common sense ki kare hai

Sar se paon tak khud ko dhak liya hai ... meri Roopa ka roop toh kahin se nazar hi nahi aata ni

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Banne chale rangrez ... pakde gaye angrez

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai