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# 1581

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi


He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

# 1582

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai


When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

# 1583

Sabka sukh chain cheenkar kaise chain se lete hue ho


How comfortably are you lying down after snatching the peace of everyone

# 1584

America mein insaan phone itsamaal karte karte dead ho jaye ... lekin lines dead nahi hoti


In America a person will die using the phone lines ... but the lines will never die

# 1585

Bahut kainchi ki tarah chalti hai teri zubaan ... kainchi se hi kaat doonga


Your tongue moves a lot like scissors ... I will cut it with a scissor itself

# 1586

Khaadi pehenne se achche achchon ke paap dhul gaye


Even the greatest have washed their sins by wearing cotton

# 1587

I keel dead peepal!


I kill dead people!

# 1588

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai


Seeing him, now I know why some animals eat their own children

# 1589

Pyar, khansi aur khushi ... chupaye se chupte hai kya


Love, cough and happiness ... cannot be kept hidden

# 1590

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna


Do some eventful ... so that he reaches straight to Patna

# 1591

Senior officers hai na mausam ki tarah hote hain ... badalte rehte hai


Senior officers are like the weather ... they keep changing

# 1592

Tum log society ka kachra hai ... main society ka jamadar


You people are the trash of the society ... and I am the cleaner of the society

# 1593

Saala khud marna hai toh marr na ... doosre ki kaiko vaat lagata hai


Bloody if you want to die, then die ... why are you screwing others

# 1594

Arre kahan shaitan ke ghar mein Satyanarayan ki puja rakhne ki baat kar raha hai yeh


Why are you asking to perform the worship of Satyanarayan (God) in a satans house

# 1595

Tum mujhe naukar hone se kya retire karoge ... main khud tumhe malik hone se retire karta hoon


What will you retire me from the servants post ... I myself am retiring you from bosses post

# 1596

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering


With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

# 1597

Gussa aadmi se bahut kuch karwata hai ... aur yeh joh love hai na love ... yeh sirf marwata hai


Anger makes a man do a lot of things ... but love ... only gets him killed

# 1598

Sir loondry


Sir laundry

# 1599

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose


A wallet, a bullet ... now you choose

# 1600

Gayi bhains pani mein


The buffalo went in the water

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