Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

Sabka sukh chain cheenkar kaise chain se lete hue ho

Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai

America mein insaan phone itsamaal karte karte dead ho jaye ... lekin lines dead nahi hoti

Bahut kainchi ki tarah chalti hai teri zubaan ... kainchi se hi kaat doonga

Khaadi pehenne se achche achchon ke paap dhul gaye

I keel dead peepal!

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai

Pyar, khansi aur khushi ... chupaye se chupte hai kya

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Senior officers hai na mausam ki tarah hote hain ... badalte rehte hai

Tum log society ka kachra hai ... main society ka jamadar

Saala khud marna hai toh marr na ... doosre ki kaiko vaat lagata hai

Arre kahan shaitan ke ghar mein Satyanarayan ki puja rakhne ki baat kar raha hai yeh

Tum mujhe naukar hone se kya retire karoge ... main khud tumhe malik hone se retire karta hoon

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

Gussa aadmi se bahut kuch karwata hai ... aur yeh joh love hai na love ... yeh sirf marwata hai

Sir loondry