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# 1581

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

He has earing in his ears, curse in his mouth, and no brains

Kaante

Unknown

Comedy
15
# 1582

Shakal se tu kamina lagta hai ... akal se maha kamina hai

You look like a scoundrel by face ... but you are a bigger scoundrel by mind

Golmaal Returns

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
15
# 1583

Main toh tumhe apni rani bana loonga ... agar tumne meri baat nahi maani toh zabardasti gale lagake tumhe pani pani kar doonga

I will make you my queen ... but if you don't listen to me then I will forcefully hug you and destroy you

Betaaj Badshah

Gulshan Grover

Comedy
15
# 1584

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

The world is round ... within it there is a big hole ... and we both have a big role in it

Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri

Shakti Kapoor

World & Universe•Comedy
15
# 1585

Joh darwaaze pehle se hi khule hoon ... woh khat-khataye nahi jaate

Doors that are already open ... are not supposed to be knocked

Namak Halaal

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1586

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Nautanki Saala

Ayushmann Khurrana

Men•Animals & Birds•Comedy
15
# 1587

Zevar toh ladkiyon ka gehna hai ... aur yahan ladke pehan ke ghoomte hai

Earrings are jewelry for girls ... and here boys are wearing it and roaming around

Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya

Arbaaz Khan

Comedy
15
# 1588

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

If the goat himself goes and dances in front of the slaughterer's house ... then who can save him?

Mohra

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Animals & Birds•Dance•Comedy
15
# 1589

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

Rang De Basanti

Kunal Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
15
# 1590

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya

A crow kissed a vulture ... and the vulture gave birth to a mouse's child

Loha

Deepak Shirke

Animals & Birds•Comedy
15
# 1591

Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega

One who shortens his name, he will do small work

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Comedy
15
# 1592

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

From the 1st, in a big company, I am becoming a small officer

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Farooq Shaikh

Job & Career•Comedy
15
# 1593

Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

How can two bastards think alike?

Karma

Anil Kapoor

Comedy•Adult
15
# 1594

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
15
# 1595

Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela ... maa meri chudail ki beti, baap mera shaitan ka chela ... khayega kela?

My name is Ibu Hatela ... my mother is a daughter of a bitch, my father is a servant of satan ... want to eat a banana?

Gunda

Harish Patel

Adult•Parents•Comedy
15
# 1596

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

Raja Babu

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
15
# 1597

Acha hai, acha hai ... lekin bina pant ka kachha hai

It's good, it's good ... but it's like an underwear without a pant

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Varun Dhawan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
14
# 1598

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai

There's good news for you all ... and the good news is that, the bad news is over

Dabangg 3

Salman Khan

Comedy
14
# 1599

Har ladki hai na apne hone wale mein father figure dhoondti hai ... figure uske paas hai, father tu hai

Every girl searches for a father figure in her to be partner ... she has the figure and you're the father

Golmaal Again

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1600

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Mind and parachute are the same ... it's great if they open up or else you're dead

Jagga Jasoos

Unknown

Comedy
14
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