Aadmi agar thode time ke liye pareshaan hai na ... toh matlab time kharab hai ... aur aadmi agar hamesha pareshaan hai na ... toh samajh lena ki aadmi kharaab hai

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

Mushkil mein toh gadhe ko bhi baap banana padta hai

Wife working ... husband jerking

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Once a chor, always a chor

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

Kadam sambhal ke chalna toh subah bajegi khushiyon ki shehnai ... varna phir tu, tera takiya, aur teri tanhai

Let's rock under your frock

Zindagi mein kabhi kabhi pagalpan bahut zaroori hota hai

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

Ghar saaf sutra ho, toh mann bhi khush rehta hai

Without cash tu kaise karega aaish?

Purane joh ho jaate hai bhav woh khaate hai ... is liye aksar hum naye ko aazmate hai

Vazan uthane waale ki baaton mein kya vazan aaya hai ... action hero ke andhar romance ka tadka nazar aaya hai

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Silver Mani light matters mein comedy karte hai ... serious matters mein murder

Main tujhko dekhte hi samajh gaya si ... tere andhar genius ke bacteria maujood hai

Itna kamzor ho gaya hoon ki meri parchai ko bhi chakkar aa rahi hai

Soone ke liye chaddar ki nahi ... neend ki zaroorat hai