Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Bekaar aadmi phatte huye tube ki tarah hota hai ... lekin mushkil toh yeh hai ki tube ka puncture phir bhi judh sakta hai ... lekin bekaari ka puncture nahi judhta

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

Tareef toh us khuda ki hai jisne yeh jahan banaya ... jisne aapko ladki waala aur hum mein ladke waala banaya

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

Haath mein rakhiye note ... with a smile on your honth

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Aaj kal ke launde sab ek jaise hi hai ... khana kahin, peena kahin aur jeena kahin

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

Koi mamuli MP meri MP3 nahi bajha sakta

First impression izz last impression

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka

Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya

Tumhari jaisi ladkiyan apna naam ... kapdon ki tarah badalti hai