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Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya
As soon as you reclined, something else got inclined
Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga
People sweat because of the sun's heat ... but this rascal is so hot, that even the sun must be sweating because of him
Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai
History is witness to this ... whenever a married man's focus shifts away from his wife ... his sausage gets chopped
Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova
The intoxication of your eyes has drowned all of London ... make me a tennis ball and you become my Maria Sharapova
Call me anytime ... nine to nine ... twenty four seven ... sixty nine
Call me anytime ... 9-2-9 ... 24-7 ... 69
Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor
In front of your wife you're a blood donor ... and behind her back you're a sperm donor
Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao
Having a beautiful wife has this downside ... first you settle her in your breaths ... and then you end up suffocating yourself
Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti
Your married life is going well ... so don't get into any naughty stuff
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