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3 Idiots
3 Idiots

Release Year - 2009
# 1

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai


It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

# 2

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi


Be capable my son, capable ... success will follow you no matter what

# 3

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa


Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg

# 4

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai


You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

# 5

Aal izz well ... Aal izz well


All is well ... All is well

# 6

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam


A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

# 7

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai


Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one

# 8

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo


It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

# 9

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo


My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

# 10

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye


In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

# 11

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai


Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

# 12

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai


I was teaching you how to teach

# 13

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi


How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

# 14

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai


Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it

# 15

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?


Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Unknown

Food & DrinksTime
# 16

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai


I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs

# 17

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!


Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

# 18

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga


Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door

Unknown

Adult
# 19

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai


Millimeter has now become centimeter

Unknown

EducationComedy
# 20

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon


You may keep your job ... and I'll keep my attitude

# 21

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye


Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

# 22

No place for mootra visarjan in this country


No place for peeing in this country

# 23

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai


This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

# 24

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga


Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

# 25

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega


Son, in a few days cottage cheese will be sold at a jewelery shop in small small pouches

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