Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai

Aal izz well ... Aal izz well

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega