It feels bad when a friend fails ... but it feels even worse when he comes first

Be capable my son, capable ... success will follow you no matter what

Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken egg

You Gujarati people are so cute ... but why is your food so dangerous ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... it sounds like they are missiles

All is well ... All is well

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

I was teaching you how to teach

Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs

Come out, otherwise I will do urine expulsion on your door

You may keep your job ... and I'll keep my attitude

Millimeter has now become centimeter

Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

No place for peeing in this country

This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Son, in a few days cottage cheese will be sold at a jewelery shop in small small pouches