You come come memsaab!

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log hai

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

Jahan 'kh' se khush hokar jeena chahiye wahan 'kh' se itne khamosh baithe ho ... arre 'kh' se itne khoye khoye ho ... ki pata hi nahi chalta ki aap ghar pe ho

Yeh commando bada khatarnaak hai ... tumhara baap hai

Kisne kaha ki chamatkar nahin hote ... zara mujhe kareeb se dekho

Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hai

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai ... toh ek ek karke, ek ek karke mat aana ... sab saath mein aana, mere pass time na hai

Tumse pyar karna mera talent hai

Premi hai, pagal hai, deewana hai

Tere se milke aaise bhaaga ... rann mein hi soya, rann mein hi jaaga

Bandook chalene se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh ... nahi toh galat jagah pe phat jayegi

Do cheezein mujhe pasand nahi hai ... garmi ka mahina aur AC mein pasina

Aaye toh the sharafat se ... lekin jayenge toh dhoom machake

Arre return shiturn karne hai toh khareedte vareedte kyun ho?