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Omi Vaidya

# 1
Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam
A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable
# 2
Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye
In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other
# 3
Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
My lord you are great ... please accept my offering
# 4
Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai
Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it
# 5
Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!
Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!
# 6
No place for mootra visarjan in this country
No place for peeing in this country
# 7
Yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai ... kisi andhe insaan ka sapna hai, ek goonge ka geet hai ... yeh joh pyar mohabbat preet hai, sab jhoot fareb ki reet hai
Love in all its forms is just an illusion ... it's a blind mans dream, it's a song of a mute person ... love in all its forms is just an illusion
# 8
Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar
Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often
# 9
Yeh joh pyar mohabbat ishq hai, is mein meetha meetha risk hai ... yeh kaisa prem game hai, jis mein sab kuch toh fix hai ... dil ke aaine ko dekho, tera chehra us mein mix hai
In love and romance there is some sweet risk ... what type of a love game is this, in which everything is fixed ... look at the mirror of love, your face is mixed in it
# 10
Pyar hai zaroori aur usse must hi manoonga ... last saans tak tujhe first main chahoonga
Love is important and I believe it is a must ... and I will love you before anything till my last breath
# 11
Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga
Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed
# 12
Usse dekhte hi dil mein sainkado ghantiya Dolby Digital mein bhajne lagi baar baar ... mil gaya mujhe mera life long pyar
When I saw her there were multiple bells ringing like Dolby Digital in my heart ... because I had found my life long love
# 13
Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai
Not to take responsibility has become a common thing in India after the Commonwealth games
# 14
Din mein karobaar ... raat ko gharbaar
Work and all during the day ... home and all during the night
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