A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Everyone has breasts ... everyone hides it ... no one gives it

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

No place for peeing in this country

Love in all its forms is just an illusion ... it's a blind mans dream, it's a song of a mute person ... love in all its forms is just an illusion

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

In love and romance there is some sweet risk ... what type of a love game is this, in which everything is fixed ... look at the mirror of love, your face is mixed in it

Love is important and I believe it is a must ... and I will love you before anything till my last breath

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

When I saw her there were multiple bells ringing like Dolby Digital in my heart ... because I had found my life long love

Not to take responsibility has become a common thing in India after the Commonwealth games

Work and all during the day ... home and all during the night