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# 1341
Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

# 1342
Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Jack and Jill went hidingly to the hill, to get a pail of water ... Jack fell down, Jill got stuck, and their life was a problem thereafter

# 1343
Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

# 1344
Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Great work my cheetah ... great work!

# 1345
Tumhare daddy drug dealer hai na? ... varna aaisi nasheeli cheez aur kaun bana sakta hai ... tumhe dekhte hi nasha chad gaya

Your dad is a drug dealer right? ... or else who can produce such a highly intoxicating thing ... I am intoxicated by looking at you

# 1346
Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Thieves are like cousins from the mothers side and politicians are like cousins from the fathers side

# 1347
Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Come friends I'll tell you a story ... which will make the impossible as possible ... in which the king gets the queen ... and the old get back their youth

# 1348
Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Parties will rock ... and alcohol will uncork

# 1349
Apni umar se badhkar baatein nahi karte

You shouldn't talk about things bigger than your age

# 1350
Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

# 1351
Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

# 1352
Kaam loafer ke aur baatein soldier ki

You behave like an idler and talk like a soldier

# 1353
To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

It is easier for the elephant to wear an underwear ... than making you understand

# 1354
Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

From now on if you do this again ... then your hands will not be capable for eating ... and neither for washing

# 1355
Hosh mein aa zaalim gareeb jaagne waala hai ... tayaar raho bhaiyo ab yeh khujane waala hai

Come to your senses you ruthless person because the poor is about to wake up ... be ready my friends he is now going to scratch

# 1356
Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

# 1357
Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

They scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body

# 1358
Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Shivaji had the power of one horse and his horse would talk with the air ... you have 18 horsepowers, put the car in the gear and say ... Jai Maharashtra!

# 1359
Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife

# 1360
Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

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