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# 1341

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1342

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Jack and Jill went hidingly to the hill, to get a pail of water ... Jack fell down, Jill got stuck, and their life was a problem thereafter

Chillar Party

Unknown

Poem•Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1343

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Govinda

Education•Comedy
22
# 1344

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Great work my cheetah ... great work!

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1345

Tumhare daddy drug dealer hai na? ... varna aaisi nasheeli cheez aur kaun bana sakta hai ... tumhe dekhte hi nasha chad gaya

Your dad is a drug dealer right? ... or else who can produce such a highly intoxicating thing ... I am intoxicated by looking at you

36 China Town

Upen Patel

Comedy•Parents
22
# 1346

Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Thieves are like cousins from the mothers side and politicians are like cousins from the fathers side

Hate Story 2

Sushant Singh

Thief & Criminal•Politics•Comedy
22
# 1347

Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Come friends I'll tell you a story ... which will make the impossible as possible ... in which the king gets the queen ... and the old get back their youth

Deewane Huye Paagal

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy•Royal
22
# 1348

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Parties will rock ... and alcohol will uncork

Purani Jeans

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1349

Apni umar se badhkar baatein nahi karte

You shouldn't talk about things bigger than your age

Zanjeer (1973)

Ajit Khan

Comedy
22
# 1350

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Ready

Salman Khan

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
22
# 1351

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Rascals

Sanjay Dutt

Transportation•Romance•Comedy
22
# 1352

Kaam loafer ke aur baatein soldier ki

You behave like an idler and talk like a soldier

Soldier

Preity Zinta

Comedy
22
# 1353

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

It is easier for the elephant to wear an underwear ... than making you understand

Ramji Londonwaley

Madhavan

Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1354

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

From now on if you do this again ... then your hands will not be capable for eating ... and neither for washing

Aan: Men at Work

Shatrughan Sinha

Comedy•Action
22
# 1355

Hosh mein aa zaalim gareeb jaagne waala hai ... tayaar raho bhaiyo ab yeh khujane waala hai

Come to your senses you ruthless person because the poor is about to wake up ... be ready my friends he is now going to scratch

Hum

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy
22
# 1356

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

Khoon Bhari Maang

Kabir Bedi

Comedy•Time•Transportation
22
# 1357

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

They scrambled his whole brain and made a desert from his body

Kyon Ki

Manoj Joshi

Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
# 1358

Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Shivaji had the power of one horse and his horse would talk with the air ... you have 18 horsepowers, put the car in the gear and say ... Jai Maharashtra!

Taxi No. 9211

John Abraham

Transportation•Comedy
22
# 1359

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife

Run

Vijay Raaz

Husband & Wife•Comedy
22
# 1360

Is chaku se aaj tak kaddu, tinde aur tamatar katte aaye hain ... lekin aaj, aaj main katunga

Till today there have been pumpkin, gourd, and tomatoes cut from this knife ... but today, today I will be cut

Dil

Aamir Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
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