Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Main crorepati, tu arabpati ... baki sab chai ki pati

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Yaar hoon, humdardo ka saaya hoon ... aaj yeh mat kehna, ke bewaqt aaya hoon

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

Puttar, puttar, puttar ... now you give me uttar

Hum toh dil ke saudagar hai ... dil khareedte hai ... dil bechte hai

Ek ek kona toh sabke paas hai ... magar ladki kisi ko bhi nahi milti

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Chalo meri jaan ... chal kar lagayein pyar ki dukaan

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat ... kuch toh dekh kar aaya karo?

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Aaj mera happy birthday hai ... saal mein do baar aata hai ... bas

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

Pyar oonch neech kahan dekhta hai ... pyar SIM card ki tarah hota hai ... aur SIM card mehenge mobile mein, saste mobile mein, har mobile mein barabar fit hota hai

Abhe dukaan pe itni goli maarunga hagega toh dhuaan niklega ... woh bhi ruk-ruk ke

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti