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# 1321

Side se dekho toh Vyjayanthimala, peeche se dekho toh Madhubala, samne se dekho toh husn ka pyala

She looks like Vyjayanthimala from the side, she looks like Madhubala from the back, and she looks like a beautiful bowl from the front

Aadmi Khilona Hai

Laxmikant Berde

Comedy
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# 1322

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

Shaadi No. 1

Satish Shah

Transportation•Comedy
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# 1323

Marzi ho toh sooli par chadana ya rab ... sau baar jahannam mein jalana ya rab ... lekin mashooq kahen aap hamare hai buzurg ... na cheez ko yeh din na dikhana ya rab

Oh god if you wish then hang me ... oh god burn me 100 times in hell ... but my lover calling me her elder ... oh god don't make me see that day

Dil Deke Dekho

Shammi Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy•Religion & God
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# 1324

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Love only looks good in movies ... they edit the extra stuff

Happy Ending

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Romance
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# 1325

Models sirf tasveeron mein hi achchi dikhti hai ... woh bhi agar maine kheechi ho toh

Models only look good in photos ... and that to only if I have clicked them

Aksar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
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# 1326

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

EMI: Liya Hai To Chukana Padega

Sanjay Dutt

Marriage & Wedding•Money•Comedy
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# 1327

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi

Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me

Baabul

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy
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# 1328

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

Bajatey Raho

Ranvir Shorey

Money•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1329

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Parties will rock ... and alcohol will uncork

Purani Jeans

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1330

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

In this world the business that is evil ... that business can never be slow

Zindagi 50 50

Murli Sharma

Business•Comedy
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# 1331

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

She won't get a son-in-law in your house ... she'll get a daughter-in-law ... a daughter-in-law

Hasee Toh Phasee

Unknown

Comedy•House
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# 1332

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

A mechanic is a doctor ... a doctor of cars

Besharam

Ranbir Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
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# 1333

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

Ready

Salman Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 1334

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed

Ready

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
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# 1335

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Ready

Salman Khan

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 1336

Hum toh chamatkar ko namaskar karte hai

I salute to magic

Hera Pheri (1976)

Saira Banu

Comedy
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# 1337

Royega toh tu, jab khelenge hum hu tu tu ... aur thukenge tere mooh par thu thu thu

You will cry when we play Kabaddi ... and we will spit on your face

Ishq

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Sports & Games•Comedy
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# 1338

Bekarari hadh se badh jaye usse sada kehte hai ... aur vaada karke derr se aane ko ada kehte hai

When excitement rises above the limit it is called forever ... and making a promise and coming late is called style

Des Pardes

Dev Anand

Shayari•Comedy
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# 1339

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

I will show him what I can do ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 1340

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

It is easier for the elephant to wear an underwear ... than making you understand

Ramji Londonwaley

Madhavan

Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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