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# 1321
Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

# 1322
Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

# 1323
Mere naye pilan ke mutabik

According to my new plan

# 1324
Naukri mili hai ... tankha nahi

I've got a job ... not the salary

# 1325
Bahut jhankaar beat aadmi hai woh

He is a very crazy guy

# 1326
Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat ... kuch toh dekh kar aaya karo?

Time, opportunity, fragility, condition ... at least check something before you come?

# 1327
Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Even though the heart is on the left ... but its decisions are always right

# 1328
Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen

Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

# 1329
Burgerchaap kahike!

You Mr.Burger!

# 1330
Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

# 1331
Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

# 1332
Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

# 1333
Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

# 1334
Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

# 1335
Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

# 1336
Marzi ho toh sooli par chadana ya rab ... sau baar jahannam mein jalana ya rab ... lekin mashooq kahen aap hamare hai buzurg ... na cheez ko yeh din na dikhana ya rab

Oh god if you wish then hang me ... oh god burn me 100 times in hell ... but my lover calling me her elder ... oh god don't make me see that day

# 1337
Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

# 1338
Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla

I used to think you were my own blood ... but you turned out to be blood cancer

# 1339
Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

# 1340
Models sirf tasveeron mein hi achchi dikhti hai ... woh bhi agar maine kheechi ho toh

Models only look good in photos ... and that to only if I have clicked them

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