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# 1321
Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye
Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Dulhe Raja

Govinda

Comedy•Food & Drinks
23
# 1322
Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC
She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

Rang De Basanti

Kunal Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
23
# 1323
Mere naye pilan ke mutabik
According to my new plan

Andaz Apna Apna

Shehzad Khan

Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1324
Naukri mili hai ... tankha nahi
I've got a job ... not the salary

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Farooq Shaikh

Job & Career•Comedy
23
# 1325
Bahut jhankaar beat aadmi hai woh
He is a very crazy guy

Dhoom

Uday Chopra

Comedy
23
# 1326
Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat ... kuch toh dekh kar aaya karo?
Time, opportunity, fragility, condition ... at least check something before you come?

Andar Baahar

Anil Kapoor

Comedy•Time
23
# 1327
Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai
Even though the heart is on the left ... but its decisions are always right

The Dirty Picture

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1328
Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen
Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

Heyy Babyy

Akshay Kumar

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1329
Burgerchaap kahike!
You Mr.Burger!

Delhi-6

Sonam Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
Play Video
23
# 1330
Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se
She girl? ... only from the outside, when you tear her packaging ... 10 strong men will come from inside

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Women•Comedy
23
# 1331
Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?
Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

Kalicharan

Shatrughan Sinha

Festival•Food & Drinks•Comedy
23
# 1332
Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax
Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Golmaal Again

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Money
22
# 1333
Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai
Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

Junooniyat

Unknown

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding•Romance
22
# 1334
Pyar mein padna is like investing in mutual funds ... hum sabko lagta hai baad mein jab mature hoga na, tab return dega ... joh hum nahi sochte hai woh yeh hai ... ki investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk
Falling in love is like investing in mutual funds ... we all think that it'll give us returns when it'll mature ... what we don't think is that ... investing in mutual funds is subject to market risk

Befikre

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Romance
22
# 1335
Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho
You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Ki And Ka

Arjun Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
# 1336
Marzi ho toh sooli par chadana ya rab ... sau baar jahannam mein jalana ya rab ... lekin mashooq kahen aap hamare hai buzurg ... na cheez ko yeh din na dikhana ya rab
Oh god if you wish then hang me ... oh god burn me 100 times in hell ... but my lover calling me her elder ... oh god don't make me see that day

Dil Deke Dekho

Shammi Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy•Religion & God
22
# 1337
Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind
Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar

Salman Khan

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1338
Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla
I used to think you were my own blood ... but you turned out to be blood cancer

Entertainment

Prakash Raj

Comedy
22
# 1339
Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini
This is called a great chick ... one piece of beauty in two piece bikini

Entertainment

Sonu Sood

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
22
# 1340
Models sirf tasveeron mein hi achchi dikhti hai ... woh bhi agar maine kheechi ho toh
Models only look good in photos ... and that to only if I have clicked them

Aksar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
22
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