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# 1361
Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai

The time between three and five in the night ... is exactly like Kumbhkaran (very sleepy) time

# 1362
Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Be there a factory of clarified butter and sugar in your mouth

# 1363
Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Do you think I am foolish because I am eating a pomegranate?

# 1364
Hum itna din se apply apply aap no reply ... aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap reply

I have been applying since so many days and you never replied ... today I didn't apply and you replied

# 1365
Aaj mera happy birthday hai ... saal mein do baar aata hai ... bas

Today is my birthday ... it comes twice a year ... that's it

# 1366
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

# 1367
Indian God marta hai ... aur hasta bhi hai

Indian God hits ... and laughs also

# 1368
Thakela, pakela, boring, nirutsahi log ... cigarette se bhi zyada hanikarak hote hai

People who are boring and lack enthusiasm ... are more injurious than cigarettes

# 1369
I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

# 1370
Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

A human must be a human ... since even basmasti rice is Kohinoor

# 1371
Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

It is said that the one who has burnt his mouth from hot milk also drinks buttermilk by blowing it ... but if a man is going through bad times then he can even burn his mouth from ice-cream

# 1372
Jitna tum karti ho mujhse pyar ... us mein 10% aur jodh lo yaar

The amount of love that you have for me ... add 10% to that

# 1373
Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

I have a bottle, a glass, water, thirst, snacks, chicken ... but who has my alcohol?

# 1374
Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Marwadi people keep tobacco powder in their pocket ... and they keep money in their ass

# 1375
Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

You sweep your heart, mop your eyes and go to sleep

# 1376
Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

This is child's beer, not chilled beer

# 1377
Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

If I say the love word ... then she will kick my ass

# 1378
Tu apne dimaag ko akal ka search warrant de ... aur agar phir bhi na maane toh gobar gas ka current de

Give your head the search warrant for a brain ... and if it still doesn't agree then give it a current of methane gas

# 1379
Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Mosquitos have an habit such that ... no matter how many times you fly them away, they come back

# 1380
Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Hey God what was in your heart ... why did you make the clock

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