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# 1361

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai

The time between three and five in the night ... is exactly like Kumbhkaran (very sleepy) time

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Satish Shah

Time•Comedy
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# 1362

Tere mooh mein ghee shakkar ki factory

Be there a factory of clarified butter and sugar in your mouth

Loha

Dinesh Hingoo

Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
# 1363

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Do you think I am foolish because I am eating a pomegranate?

Race

Anil Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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22
# 1364

Hum itna din se apply apply aap no reply ... aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap reply

I have been applying since so many days and you never replied ... today I didn't apply and you replied

Padosan

Mehmood

Comedy
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22
# 1365

Aaj mera happy birthday hai ... saal mein do baar aata hai ... bas

Today is my birthday ... it comes twice a year ... that's it

Oye Lucky Lucky Oye

Manjot Singh

Birthday•Comedy
22
# 1366

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Ready

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy
22
# 1367

Indian God marta hai ... aur hasta bhi hai

Indian God hits ... and laughs also

Mr. India

Bob Christo

Comedy•Religion & God
22
# 1368

Thakela, pakela, boring, nirutsahi log ... cigarette se bhi zyada hanikarak hote hai

People who are boring and lack enthusiasm ... are more injurious than cigarettes

102 Not Out

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
21
# 1369

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Padman

Akshay Kumar

Education•Comedy
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21
# 1370

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

A human must be a human ... since even basmasti rice is Kohinoor

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Food & Drinks•Comedy
21
# 1371

Kehte hai doodh ka jala chaas bhi phoonk phoonkar peeta hai ... lekin aadmi ka waqt bura ho toh ice-cream se bhi mooh jal jaata hai

It is said that the one who has burnt his mouth from hot milk also drinks buttermilk by blowing it ... but if a man is going through bad times then he can even burn his mouth from ice-cream

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Time•Comedy
21
# 1372

Jitna tum karti ho mujhse pyar ... us mein 10% aur jodh lo yaar

The amount of love that you have for me ... add 10% to that

Deewane

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Romance
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# 1373

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

I have a bottle, a glass, water, thirst, snacks, chicken ... but who has my alcohol?

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
21
# 1374

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Marwadi people keep tobacco powder in their pocket ... and they keep money in their ass

Thanks Maa

Unknown

Money•Adult•Comedy
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# 1375

Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

You sweep your heart, mop your eyes and go to sleep

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Ganesh Acharya

Comedy
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21
# 1376

Yeh chilled nahi child beer hai

This is child's beer, not chilled beer

Bewakoofiyaan

Rishi Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
21
# 1377

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

If I say the love word ... then she will kick my ass

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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# 1378

Tu apne dimaag ko akal ka search warrant de ... aur agar phir bhi na maane toh gobar gas ka current de

Give your head the search warrant for a brain ... and if it still doesn't agree then give it a current of methane gas

Apna Sapna Money Money

Avtar Gill

Comedy
21
# 1379

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Mosquitos have an habit such that ... no matter how many times you fly them away, they come back

Junglee

Saira Banu

Animals & Birds•Comedy
21
# 1380

Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Hey God what was in your heart ... why did you make the clock

Hero No. 1

Govinda

Comedy
21
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