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# 1361

Iski madad karna toh aisa hai ... ke apne pairon pe axe, black money pe tax aur interval mein hi climax

Helping him is like ... hitting an axe on your own leg, paying tax on black money and seeing the climax in the interval itself

Golmaal Again

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Money
19
# 1362

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

Junooniyat

Unknown

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding•Romance
19
# 1363

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Here the story should have ended ... Ragini's youth was incomplete when she died ... any man of any religion would be good for her ... as Ragini's soul just wanted to have a nuptial night

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy
19
# 1364

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

Bumper Draw

Rajpal Yadav

Job & Career•Money•Comedy
19
# 1365

Tum itni smart hote hue itni stupid kaise ho sakti ho

Being so smart how can you be so stupid

Dil Dhadakne Do

Farhan Akhtar

Comedy
19
# 1366

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy
19
# 1367

Omar sharifon ki tarah behave karo

Omar behave like good people

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
19
# 1368

Mera dil bada hai ... I have expanded my heart

I have a big heart ... I have expanded my heart

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
19
# 1369

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya Yaar

Salman Khan

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1370

Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

When I drink one peg, then I don't listen to anyones father ... when I drink two pegs, then I don't even listen to myself ... when I drink three pegs, then no one listens to me

Entertainment

Prakash Raj

Food & Drinks•Comedy
19
# 1371

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Technology & Science•Comedy
19
# 1372

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

Dil Ka Rishta

Paresh Rawal

Transportation•Comedy
19
# 1373

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Jack and Jill went hidingly to the hill, to get a pail of water ... Jack fell down, Jill got stuck, and their life was a problem thereafter

Chillar Party

Unknown

Poem•Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
19
# 1374

Baahon mein Tina, kamar mein Meena, kandhon mein Leena aur sar par Henna ... yaar tune toh apne pyar ka ek Jumbo circus banakar rakha hai

You have Tina in your arms, Meena around your waist, Leena on your shoulders and Henna on your head ... my friend you have made a Jumbo circus of your love

Maine Dil Tujhko Diya

Unknown

Comedy•Romance
19
# 1375

Uski market value kam hogi lekin ... character is priceless

His market value may be less ... but his character is priceless

Bewakoofiyaan

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
19
# 1376

Kabhi kabhi kayar ki shakal ... bahadur ki akal se zyada sahi hoti hai

Sometimes the face of a coward person ... is better than the mind of a brave person

Tango Charlie

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
Play Video
19
# 1377

Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Thieves are like cousins from the mothers side and politicians are like cousins from the fathers side

Hate Story 2

Sushant Singh

Thief & Criminal•Politics•Comedy
19
# 1378

Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Come friends I'll tell you a story ... which will make the impossible as possible ... in which the king gets the queen ... and the old get back their youth

Deewane Huye Paagal

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy•Royal
19
# 1379

Sochne ke waqt kahan, yeh koi aur gul khilayegi ... baat jungle ki aag hoti hai, lakh rokoge phail jayegi

Where is the time to think, she will do something crazy ... news is like the fire in the jungle, it will spread no matter how much you try to stop it

Heer Raanjha

Pran

Shayari•Comedy
19
# 1380

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Why are the mosquitoes sitting on the grave of a rogue person ... because his girlfriend was a daughter of a sweet maker

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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