Tum hamesha jeetne waale ghodhe par hi paisa lagate ho ... aur main jis ghodhe par paisa lagata hoon ... usse jeetna hi padta hai

Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar lena ... kyun ki jis din woh mila mujhe ... us din woh andhar nahi jayega ... seedha upar jayega

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

Hum tere pairon ke neeche ki zameen itni garam kar denge ... ki tere jooton tak mein chaale padh jayenge

Aurat pe haath uthana ... namard ki pehli nishaani hai

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Waqt hai ... waqt se pehle sambhal jao

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

Kahi baar choti choti nadaaniyo se nuksaan bada ho jaata hai

Kabhi kabhi criminal ko pakadne ke liye ... no entry mein ghusna padta hai

Chup chap chala ja yahan se ... varna tere right ke saath saath left thopda bhi chaupat kar doonga