Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Public stage par aate hi shaitan bhi devtaon ki tarah bolne lagta hai

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi