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# 1301

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai

Don't play around with us, where are your sister-in-laws ... not one or two he has eight, and thats why you are behaving like this

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Comedy•Shayari
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# 1302

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Queen

Lisa Haydon

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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# 1303

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

In this world the business that is evil ... that business can never be slow

Zindagi 50 50

Murli Sharma

Business•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1304

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu

She won't get a son-in-law in your house ... she'll get a daughter-in-law ... a daughter-in-law

Hasee Toh Phasee

Unknown

Comedy•House
Play Video
23
# 1305

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

This is Mumbai my friend ... here everyone laughs when someone falls ... but when they themselves fall, they forget to laugh

Shree 420

Unknown

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
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# 1306

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Do Knot Disturb

Rajpal Yadav

Marriage & Wedding•Adult•Comedy
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# 1307

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai

Looking at your face no one can say that you can think so good

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
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# 1308

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

Garam Masala

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1309

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

A mechanic is a doctor ... a doctor of cars

Besharam

Ranbir Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
23
# 1310

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

Golmaal 3

Johnny Lever

Comedy
23
# 1311

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

Ready

Salman Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
23
# 1312

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed

Ready

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
23
# 1313

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Friendship•Comedy
23
# 1314

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty

Grand Masti

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Comedy
23
# 1315

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

It only takes hard work to earn money with honesty ... but it takes hard work and risk both to earn money with bribery

Dhol

Tiku Talsania

Money•Truth & Honesty•Comedy
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# 1316

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Rather than living as a tigers tail ... it is better to live as a dogs mouth

Betaaj Badshah

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 1317

Public stage par aate hi shaitan bhi devtaon ki tarah bolne lagta hai

On a public stage even a devil speaks like the God

Yaadein

Hrithik Roshan

Comedy
23
# 1318

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi

The law is blind ... but not the judge

Jolly LLB

Saurabh Shukla

Law & Order•Comedy
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# 1319

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Dulhe Raja

Govinda

Comedy•Food & Drinks
23
# 1320

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

Rang De Basanti

Kunal Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
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