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# 1301

Hosh mein aa zaalim gareeb jaagne waala hai ... tayaar raho bhaiyo ab yeh khujane waala hai


Come to your senses you ruthless person because the poor is about to wake up ... be ready my friends he is now going to scratch

# 1302

Hai hai, taude muscal kitne satong hai nee


Oh my, what strong muscles you have

# 1303

Na surat, na huliya, na shakal ... aur ladki ko kehta hai pyar karne bahar chal


Niether a good face and neither a good body ... and you say to a girl, let's go outside to make love

# 1304

Tu apne crore pe, main apne road pe ... maaze karenge


You be with your money, I'll be with my road ... we'll have fun

# 1305

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye


Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

# 1306

Arre yeh lo ... aa gaye kalyug ke kanhaiya


There it is ... here comes lord Krishna of the modern era

# 1307

Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin


I don't like good films

# 1308

Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon


Even I am ... a kid

# 1309

Sirf goggles imported hain ... aankhen nahin


Only the goggles are imported ... not the eyes

# 1310

Hum itna din se apply apply aap no reply ... aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap reply


I have been applying since so many days and you never replied ... today I didn't apply and you replied

# 1311

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen


Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

# 1312

Burgerchaap kahike!


You Mr.Burger!

# 1313

Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi


It is an injury, it will go away slowly

# 1314

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar


I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

# 1315

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai


Lack of arrangement degrades the class of the work being done ... and I work for the class and the mass as well

# 1316

Chhodo isko bura laga, thopda dekho iska ... tu abhi bacha hai par malum nahi kiska


Forget it as he's feeling bad, look at his face ... you're still a kid, but no one knows who are your parents

# 1317

Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji


If a French person or a German person speaks bad English ... then we have no problem with that ... but if an Indian person speaks bad English ... then that person seems bad to us

# 1318

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk


Hickory dickory dock ... I can walk and this rascal can talk

# 1319

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation


I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

# 1320

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya


The bomb ripped and tore apart everything

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