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# 1301

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai


Don't play around with us, where are your sister-in-laws ... not one or two he has eight, and thats why you are behaving like this

# 1302

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it


Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

# 1303

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai


In this world the business that is evil ... that business can never be slow

# 1304

Yeh tere ghar damaad nahi ... bahu layegi ... bahu


She won't get a son-in-law in your house ... she'll get a daughter-in-law ... a daughter-in-law

# 1305

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai


This is Mumbai my friend ... here everyone laughs when someone falls ... but when they themselves fall, they forget to laugh

# 1306

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon


Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

# 1307

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai


Looking at your face no one can say that you can think so good

# 1308

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai


The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

# 1309

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor


A mechanic is a doctor ... a doctor of cars

# 1310

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai


You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

# 1311

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega


I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

# 1312

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye


Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed

# 1313

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai


Ever since you became a father ... you have become invisible from your friends lives

# 1314

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai


You are a fat rat ... but your bucket is empty

# 1315

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai


It only takes hard work to earn money with honesty ... but it takes hard work and risk both to earn money with bribery

# 1316

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena


Rather than living as a tigers tail ... it is better to live as a dogs mouth

# 1317

Public stage par aate hi shaitan bhi devtaon ki tarah bolne lagta hai


On a public stage even a devil speaks like the God

# 1318

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi


The law is blind ... but not the judge

# 1319

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye


Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

# 1320

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC


She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

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