Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Bahut mast bola tu, suna maine, ab nachun kya ... bahata hoon main khoon paseena, ab bahaunga main tere aansun kya

Next time aisa kuch karenga na ... toh main bol rahi meku zabardast pyar ho jayenga tumhare se ... aur main honthon pe chapka doongi ek do

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

Kisi ne uske khilaf mooh khola na toh ho jaati hai ladai ... style marne ke chakkar mein maine agar kabhi haath khol diye toh beta ho jaati hai pitai

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Shaadi kitna bhi dukh de ... kehte usse "Shubh Vivah" hi hai

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaaye janta

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye

When jatt full tight ... is full right