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# 1041

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

I have a bigger degree than yours ... MBA ... "Most Bootless Adult"

All The Best

Ajay Devgan

Education•Comedy
30
# 1042

Bahut mast bola tu, suna maine, ab nachun kya ... bahata hoon main khoon paseena, ab bahaunga main tere aansun kya

You said it great and I heard it, now should I dance or what ... I do shed my blood and sweat, but now I'll shed your tears

Gully Boy

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
29
# 1043

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai

The goddess of wealth is herself ready to come in front of you ... and you want to stand in a line to see her

Akira

Anurag Kashyap

Money•Religion & God•Comedy
29
# 1044

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Adult•Women•Comedy
29
# 1045

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Money•Comedy•Parents
29
# 1046

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Being a character from Bangkok don't show as if you're from Haridwar

Welcome Back

John Abraham

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1047

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

This man has turned into ginger ... he is growing from anywhere

Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Kangana Ranaut

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1048

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

God Tussi Great Ho

Sanjay Mishra

Animals & Birds•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
29
# 1049

Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai

I am a very famous person ... big newspapers do publish a small picture of mine

Amar Akbar Anthony

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1050

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

Dedh Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1051

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Thank You

Akshay Kumar

Husband & Wife•Men•Comedy
29
# 1052

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Are you Superman? ... are you Spiderman? ... you are a common man

Partner

Salman Khan

Comedy
29
# 1053

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Will you bark the whole day ... or will you bite also

Kaante

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
29
# 1054

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Golmaal Returns

Unknown

Women•Men•Comedy
29
# 1055

Aap ek achche aadmi hai ... aur ek achche aadmi ke haath mein sharaab ki bottal achchi nahi lagti

You are a good man ... and an alcohol bottle does not look good in the hands of a good man

Naseeb (1981)

Hema Malini

Food & Drinks•Comedy
29
# 1056

Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

If I get tired saying the same again and again ... then how will I say I love you, I love you to every girl

Aap Kaa Surroor

Unknown

Comedy
29
# 1057

Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge

If the weather of romance is not good then they will go to their own houses ... and if the weather of romance is good then they will sing a song

Aatish

Kader Khan

Romance•Weather•Comedy
29
# 1058

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Aitraaz

Vivek Shauq

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
29
# 1059

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

Loha

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
29
# 1060

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's (a dogs) death

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Death•Comedy•Animals & Birds
29
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