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# 1041
Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

# 1042
Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Hey you get up, I want to say sorry to you

# 1043
Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

You do your duty man ... don't poke around!

# 1044
Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Do you know what's the height of craziness ... a guy said to a girl, I love you ... the girl laughed, ha ha ha ha ... the guy said to his friend ... she said yes 4 times

# 1045
Bahut mast bola tu, suna maine, ab nachun kya ... bahata hoon main khoon paseena, ab bahaunga main tere aansun kya

You said it great and I heard it, now should I dance or what ... I do shed my blood and sweat, but now I'll shed your tears

# 1046
Next time aisa kuch karenga na ... toh main bol rahi meku zabardast pyar ho jayenga tumhare se ... aur main honthon pe chapka doongi ek do

If you do something like this one more time ... then I'm saying that I'll be totally in love with you ... and I'll stick a couple of kisses on your lips

# 1047
Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

A person should have a smart mind ... since even Gujarat has Surat

# 1048
Kisi ne uske khilaf mooh khola na toh ho jaati hai ladai ... style marne ke chakkar mein maine agar kabhi haath khol diye toh beta ho jaati hai pitai

If someone said anything against him then I found fight them ... and if I opened my arms with style then I would get beaten up

# 1049
Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

# 1050
Shaadi kitna bhi dukh de ... kehte usse "Shubh Vivah" hi hai

No matter how much pain marriage gives ... but it's still called as "Happy Wedding"

# 1051
Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

# 1052
Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

This man has turned into ginger ... he is growing from anywhere

# 1053
Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

# 1054
Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

# 1055
Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaaye janta

When our work is getting done ... then don't care for the others

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# 1056
Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

# 1057
Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Who did this mischief ... who is Mr. Ganguly in between us?

# 1058
Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

# 1059
Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye

If you add soda or water to whiskey then it spoils the taste ... you should add whiskey to whiskey and drink

# 1060
When jatt full tight ... is full right

When a Sikh is drunk ... then he is completely right

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