Jaan toh woh bhi leta hai, joh tadpata hai aur phir khud hi marham ban jaata hai ... ishq

Main maut se darta nahi hoon ... maut se woh log darte hai jinhe jeene ka lalach ho ... aur jab se tum mili ho main lalchi ho gaya hoon

Salaam-e-ishq meri jaan nahi qubool tujhko ... par tujhse pyar karne ki qubool hai bhool mujhko

Zara gaur se sunoge toh ehsaas hoga ki har ek cheez mein music hai ... baarish ki girti boondon mein ... aankhon se girte aansun mein ... kisi ke shor mein ... kisi ki khamoshi mein ... har ek dhadkan ... har ek saans mein

Bagavat ke liye ijazat ki zaroorat nahi ... rok sake is sher ko utni tum kutton mein taqat nahi

Main badla nahi loonga ... main inteqam loonga

Woh milta hai mushkil se joh sacha hota hai ... mil jaaye lekin jab sab accha hota hai

Main maarunga mar jayega ... dobara janam lene se darr jayega

Har prem kahani us din shuru hoti hai jab do log milte hai ... aur khatam tab hoti hai jab woh bichadte hai

Agar bhagwan ne paida kiya toh khuda ne paala ... issa ne zinda rakha toh waheguru ne sambhala ... mera koi rab nahi, koi ek mazhab nahi

Mandir aur masjid dono milenge ... guzrega is desh ki jis gali se ... madad milegi har kisi ko ... maango ya Ali se ya Bajrangbali se

Husn hazir hai mohabbat ki saza paane ko ... tere ishq mein marke dikha dungi zamane ko

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

Raghukul reet sada chali aayi ... Ram ne hi Ravan ki chita jalai

Maarunga kanpati pe ... dard mitega Ganpati pe

Itihaas gawah hai ... taash ho ya zindagi ... begum ke chakkar mein badshah aur ghulam dono joker bane hai

Jab tu paida hua tha tab sirf tera kadh chota tha ... lekin bade hokar teri harkatein usse choti nikli

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Holi utni hi khelo jitna gulaal ho ... aur namak halaali karte karte na khud halaal ho

Duniya ka sabse khatarnak hathyar, dhai kilo ki bandook nahi ... yeh dedh kilo ka dimaag hota hai

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

Teri tarah khuda ke ghar mein khoon bahana nahi ek sache musalman ki fitrat hai ... ruka hoon tere parvardigar ke, bahar aa agar tujh mein himmat hai

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

Bandook kitni bhi badi kyun na ho ... jaan lene wali goli choti hi hoti hai

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Todhunga bhi aur todh phodke jodhunga bhi

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi