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# 1021
Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai

Usually people with debt lose their memory

# 1022
Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

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# 1023
Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

There is no fun in anything without you ... neither in staring at girls, neither in tea, neither in chow mein

# 1024
Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

I cannot hear no

# 1025
Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Now you see my entertainment ... I'll show you Bipasha

# 1026
Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

I have a bigger degree than yours ... MBA ... "Most Bootless Adult"

# 1027
Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

People become blind in love ... but not a jerk

# 1028
Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

# 1029
Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Being a character from Bangkok don't show as if you're from Haridwar

# 1030
I am a bad boy ... thoda sa ziddi, thoda sa awara, thoda sa pagal, thoda sa nakara ... yani total milake I am a bad boy

I am a bad boy ... a little stubborn, a little tramp, a little crazy, a little useless ... which means that totally I am a bad boy

# 1031
Jab insaan nasha karko haivaan ban jaata ... toh haivaan nasha karko shaitaan hi banega na

When a human gets intoxicated he becomes a monster ... hence when a monster gets intoxicated he will obviously become a devil

# 1032
Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

I'll give you a lifetime guarantee

# 1033
Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai

In coalition you have the power ... and you are scared when you are alone

# 1034
Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Shyness, reservedness, jewelry ... she doesn't have any of the three

# 1035
Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

# 1036
Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Humans have only two types of breeds ... one is scoundrels and other is fools

# 1037
Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

# 1038
Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Will you bark the whole day ... or will you bite also

# 1039
Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

# 1040
Skirts ke naam pe ghagra pehenke aati ho tum

In the name of skirts you wear a long skirt

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