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# 1021

Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?


You are very hot ... can I eat you?

# 1022

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi


With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

# 1023

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass


Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

# 1024

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai


After a certain level a person doesn't do the talking ... the alcohol does

# 1025

Is duniya mein zinda rehne ke liye ... bhigda hua hona bahut zaroori hai


To stay alive in this world ... it is very important to be naughty

# 1026

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon


Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

# 1027

Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye


If you add soda or water to whiskey then it spoils the taste ... you should add whiskey to whiskey and drink

# 1028

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai


When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

# 1029

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar


She has a cute face ... but from inside she is a bomb ... my friend, she did a blast inside my heart

# 1030

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai


After marriage the family name of a girl changes ... but it looks like your whole destiny has changed

# 1031

Skirts ke naam pe ghagra pehenke aati ho tum


In the name of skirts you wear a long skirt

# 1032

Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai


Usually people with debt lose their memory

# 1033

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai


I am your friend, you are the bone I am the meat ... you and me are together, the topic is death, the enemies neck is in my hand ... this is his skull, this is my kick

# 1034

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani


A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

# 1035

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe


I cannot hear no

# 1036

Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news


Abuse, misuse and bring us the breaking news

# 1037

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai


When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him

# 1038

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon


Even Spiderman has to take risk ... I am only a salesman

# 1039

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha


Now you see my entertainment ... I'll show you Bipasha

# 1040

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai


You should spread the knowledge ... why are you making it stale by keeping it with you

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