Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

I am a bad boy ... thoda sa ziddi, thoda sa awara, thoda sa pagal, thoda sa nakara ... yani total milake I am a bad boy

Jab insaan nasha karko haivaan ban jaata ... toh haivaan nasha karko shaitaan hi banega na

Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai

Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Joh ajnabi desh mein soo gaya ... uska sab kuch kho gaya

Skirts ke naam pe ghagra pehenke aati ho tum