Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Apna kaam banta ... bhaad mein jaaye janta

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Nasik ho yah Bambai ... ladkiyan ladkiyan hoti hai, patane ka tarika aana chahiye ... pyar kiya nahin jaata, karvaya jaata hai

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

(Zyada smart mat ban) - Bahut mehnat karta hoon smart ban'ne ki ... shakal achhi nahi hai na

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!