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# 1001

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

Welcome Back

Nana Patekar

Comedy
33
# 1002

Logon ko intezaar karvane ke baad mehfil mein jao toh taaliyon se swagat hota hai ... waqt se pehle pahunch jao toh khud taali baja bajakar aane waale ka swagat karna padta hai

If you make people wait and then enter the party then you are welcomed with an applause ... and if you reach before time then you have to applaud and welcome the people coming

Parvarish

Shammi Kapoor

Comedy
33
# 1003

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol

Action Jackson

Ajay Devgan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
33
# 1004

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Entertainment

Akshay Kumar

Life•Comedy
33
# 1005

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Clothes don't matter in parties like these ... because everyone removes their clothes after getting intoxicated

Aksar

Emraan Hashmi

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1006

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Rowdyism•Comedy
33
# 1007

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

It means that ... you should eat, you should scratch, close the light, and sleep ... you understand that!

Chillar Party

Unknown

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1008

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

Chandni Chowk to China

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Money
33
# 1009

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

God Tussi Great Ho

Sanjay Mishra

Animals & Birds•Luck & Destiny•Comedy
33
# 1010

100% original fake hai ji

It is 100% original fake

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Unknown

Comedy
33
# 1011

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

I will give you one tight slap ... and even your plastic surgeon will need surgery

Desi Boyz

Deepika Padukone

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1012

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

Dedh Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1013

Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai

My mind is not here because of my hunger

Lootera

Sonakshi Sinha

Comedy
33
# 1014

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Chocolate

Irrfan Khan

Adult•Money•Comedy
33
# 1015

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

Grand Masti

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
33
# 1016

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

Mickey Virus

Manish Paul

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1017

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

My tune may not be like Mohammed Rafi ... but my power is like Muhammad Ali

Policegiri

Prakash Raj

Comedy
Play Video
33
# 1018

Think of kamina aur kamina haazir

Think of the scoundrel and the scoundrel is here

Son Of Sardaar

Sonakshi Sinha

Comedy
33
# 1019

Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai

Usually people with debt lose their memory

Karz

Pran

Comedy•Money
33
# 1020

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

Loha

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
33
Songs - Comedy
Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)
 Abhi To Main Jawan Hoon
Abhi To Main Jawan Hoon
Shreemaan Aashique
 Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya
 Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Mard
 Ek Lo Ek Muft
Ek Lo Ek Muft
Guru
 Main To Hoon Pagal
Main To Hoon Pagal
Baadshah
 Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Junglee
 Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Saajan Chale Sasural
 Chain Khuli Ki Main Khuli
Chain Khuli Ki Main Khuli
Masti
 Filmon Ke Sare Hero
Filmon Ke Sare Hero
Swarg

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