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# 1001

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki


There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

# 1002

Logon ko intezaar karvane ke baad mehfil mein jao toh taaliyon se swagat hota hai ... waqt se pehle pahunch jao toh khud taali baja bajakar aane waale ka swagat karna padta hai


If you make people wait and then enter the party then you are welcomed with an applause ... and if you reach before time then you have to applaud and welcome the people coming

# 1003

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye


We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol

# 1004

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan


Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

# 1005

Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai


Clothes don't matter in parties like these ... because everyone removes their clothes after getting intoxicated

# 1006

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega


Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

# 1007

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!


It means that ... you should eat, you should scratch, close the light, and sleep ... you understand that!

# 1008

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi


With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

# 1009

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le


If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

# 1010

100% original fake hai ji


It is 100% original fake

# 1011

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi


I will give you one tight slap ... and even your plastic surgeon will need surgery

# 1012

Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main


I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

# 1013

Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai


My mind is not here because of my hunger

# 1014

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai


One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

# 1015

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon


Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

# 1016

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai


When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

# 1017

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai


My tune may not be like Mohammed Rafi ... but my power is like Muhammad Ali

# 1018

Think of kamina aur kamina haazir


Think of the scoundrel and the scoundrel is here

# 1019

Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai


Usually people with debt lose their memory

# 1020

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye


A girl is made to be teased ... an umbrella is made to be open ... a sheet is made to be worn

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