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# 1001
I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

I'm gonna start the ignition of inner emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

# 1002
Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

# 1003
You are my Mr. Right ... but I need your body tight

You are my Mr. Right ... but I need your body tight

# 1004
Logon ko intezaar karvane ke baad mehfil mein jao toh taaliyon se swagat hota hai ... waqt se pehle pahunch jao toh khud taali baja bajakar aane waale ka swagat karna padta hai

If you make people wait and then enter the party then you are welcomed with an applause ... and if you reach before time then you have to applaud and welcome the people coming

# 1005
Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol

# 1006
Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

# 1007
Is tarah ki partyon mein kapde kya mainne rakhte hai ... jahan pe nasha chadne ke baad har koi apne kapde utaar deta hai

Clothes don't matter in parties like these ... because everyone removes their clothes after getting intoxicated

# 1008
Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

# 1009
Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

It means that ... you should eat, you should scratch, close the light, and sleep ... you understand that!

# 1010
Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

# 1011
Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

# 1012
100% original fake hai ji

It is 100% original fake

# 1013
Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

I will give you one tight slap ... and even your plastic surgeon will need surgery

# 1014
Pehle bhi dekha hai ishq mein andha bawla hote ... par chutiya pehli baar dekhriya hoon main

I have seen before people going blind and crazy in love ... but I am seeing a dumbass for the first time

# 1015
Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

# 1016
Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

# 1017
Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

# 1018
Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

My tune may not be like Mohammed Rafi ... but my power is like Muhammad Ali

# 1019
Think of kamina aur kamina haazir

Think of the scoundrel and the scoundrel is here

# 1020
Karz chukane wale ki yaadash aksar kamzoor ho jati hai

Usually people with debt lose their memory

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