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# 1061

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

Thank You

Akshay Kumar

Men•Comedy
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# 1062

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
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# 1063

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

Judwaa 2

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Shayari•Food & Drinks
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# 1064

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

When I saw from a distance it seemed like Alia Bhatt ... but when I went closer it turned out to be Mahesh Bhatt

Judwaa 2

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Shayari
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# 1065

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Jolly LLB 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 1066

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

A person should have a smart mind ... since even Gujarat has Surat

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

City & Places•Comedy
28
# 1067

Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai

A person should always be straight ... since even Tarak Mehta's spectacles are upside down

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Comedy
28
# 1068

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

Mastizaade

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
28
# 1069

Shaadi kitna bhi dukh de ... kehte usse "Shubh Vivah" hi hai

No matter how much pain marriage gives ... but it's still called as "Happy Wedding"

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 1070

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Everyone likes others jobs and their own brains

Gabbar Is Back

Unknown

Job & Career•Comedy
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# 1071

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

Entertainment

Prakash Raj

Law & Order•Comedy
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# 1072

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Hey you biscuit, if you call me loafer one more time ... then I'll dip you in tea, and you'll get wet and you'll drop right here

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 1073

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Dushman Duniya Ka

Johnny Lever

Horror•Comedy
28
# 1074

Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana

I know how to fall in love ... the only thing I don't know is how to push them away

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Romance
28
# 1075

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy•Life•Parents
28
# 1076

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe

When someone is clapping with two hands, then you should not push your face in between ... the impression of fingers will get drawn on your cheeks

Besharam

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
28
# 1077

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

You want to be my girlfriends partner and dance with her on a boat ... and you want me to behave like a man from Uttar Pradesh (UP) and wave at you from the shore

Partner

Govinda

Comedy
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# 1078

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
28
# 1079

Joh mera paisa dooba ... toh main dugna tere pichwaade mein haath dalke nikalongi

If I lose my money ... then I will use my hand and recuperate double from your backside

Fukrey

Richa Chadda

Money•Adult•Comedy
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# 1080

When jatt full tight ... is full right

When a Sikh is drunk ... then he is completely right

Yamla Pagla Deewana 2

Sunny Deol

Comedy
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