Aap ek achche aadmi hai ... aur ek achche aadmi ke haath mein sharaab ki bottal achchi nahi lagti

Yam hai hum ... hum hai Yam!

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Nasik ho yah Bambai ... ladkiyan ladkiyan hoti hai, patane ka tarika aana chahiye ... pyar kiya nahin jaata, karvaya jaata hai

Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

(Zyada smart mat ban) - Bahut mehnat karta hoon smart ban'ne ki ... shakal achhi nahi hai na

Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Pichla karza chukane ke liye hi toh agla karza maang raha hoon main

Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Is duniya mein zinda rehne ke liye ... bhigda hua hona bahut zaroori hai