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# 1061
Aap ek achche aadmi hai ... aur ek achche aadmi ke haath mein sharaab ki bottal achchi nahi lagti

You are a good man ... and an alcohol bottle does not look good in the hands of a good man

# 1062
Yam hai hum ... hum hai Yam!

God of death is me ... I am the God of death!

# 1063
Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Your tone may be like Osama ... but my power is like Obama

# 1064
Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Why are you giving thousand volt shocks in the dark? ... I'm not sure what different kinds of bulbs are lighting up in my heart

# 1065
Nasik ho yah Bambai ... ladkiyan ladkiyan hoti hai, patane ka tarika aana chahiye ... pyar kiya nahin jaata, karvaya jaata hai

Be it is Nasik or Mumbai ... girls are girls, one should know how to impress them ... love doesn't happen, it is made to happen

# 1066
Abuse, misuse aur bring us the breaking news

Abuse, misuse and bring us the breaking news

# 1067
Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

# 1068
Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

A man like this, falls in life only for two reasons ... either his shoe lace is open ... or if he is characterless

# 1069
(Zyada smart mat ban) - Bahut mehnat karta hoon smart ban'ne ki ... shakal achhi nahi hai na

(Don't try to be smart) - I work very hard to be smart ... because I don't have a good looking face

# 1070
Maana door se dekha toh moongphali hai ... paas aakar dekh tera Baahubali hai

I agree that he looks like a groundnut from a distance ... but go close and see as he's your strong and brave man

# 1071
Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

If your front and back looks great ... then the boy will roam in front of you and behind you

# 1072
Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

# 1073
Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life

# 1074
Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Half the pollution in Delhi is due to lovers

# 1075
Pichla karza chukane ke liye hi toh agla karza maang raha hoon main

I am asking for the next loan to pay-off my previous loan

# 1076
Oh hotness ... kha jaun tereko?

You are very hot ... can I eat you?

# 1077
Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

When a guy eats a lot of eggs ... then it means that he is love with the chicken that gives the eggs ... or with the girl who buys the eggs

# 1078
Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

# 1079
Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Every mom's food is yummy

# 1080
Is duniya mein zinda rehne ke liye ... bhigda hua hona bahut zaroori hai

To stay alive in this world ... it is very important to be naughty

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