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# 2701

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Gandhigiri

Unknown

Comedy•Government

# 2702

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

I agree that this is a story of flahsback ... but is this rhyming necessary

Great Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy

# 2703

# 2704

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

I'm speaking completely in English ... forget the right and the wrong ... I'm wearing an awesome suit ... but still my underwear is Indian ... I'm a villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow is my style

Tashan

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 2705

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Talvar

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy

# 2706

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya

There is only one advantage of getting married ... that even if a person goes to hell after dying ... then it feels like heaven

Bhagyawan

Pran

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2707

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

Love Shagun

Unknown

Adult•Comedy

# 2708

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

She turned out to be Hitler's mom

Love Shagun

Unknown

Comedy•Parents

# 2709

# 2710

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Sunghursh

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Poem

# 2711

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Tumse Achha Kaun Hai

Mehmood

Comedy•Transportation•Animals & Birds

# 2712

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas

Romance doesn't happen looking at the time ... romance also happens by itself, just like divorce

Kudiyon Ka Hai Zamaana

Rekha

Romance•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2713

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

May you live a 1000 years and may every year have 50,000 days ... and may every year have 150,000 nights

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sunil Shetty

Adult•Comedy

# 2714

Tumne toh bina petrol ke mere dil mein woh aag laga di hai ... jisse samundar bhi nahi bujha sakta

Even without petrol you've started that fire in my heart ... which even the ocean can't extinguish

Aashiq

Karisma Kapoor

Romance•Comedy

# 2715

Yeh ladki hai ya qayamat ... arre yeh sapna hai ki haqeeqat

Is she a girl or a goddess ... is this a dream or reality

Mere Do Anmol Ratan

Arshad Warsi

Women•Dreams•Comedy

# 2716

Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Life has become like a bell-bottom (pant) and suicide like a jeans pant

Peepli Live

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Life•Comedy

# 2717

Har daffa khaya hai milkar thappad tujhse ... mere mehboob kahin aur mila kar mujhse

Every time I have met you I have been slapped ... oh my love meet me somewhere else

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy

# 2718

# 2719

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai

Unknown

Dance•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2720

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Only one friend was left, and now even he is getting married ... with me every girl is running away from the wedding, and that's called as destruction

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

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Aankhen (1993)

Po Po
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Daiya Yeh Main Kahan
Caravan

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Veere Di Wedding

Chikni Soorat Tu Kahan Tha
Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke

Subah Ho Gayi Mamu
Munna Bhai MBBS

I Am Sorry
Love

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