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# 2701

Bana diya bhooton ka baboot ... lekin tumhari aankhen aur pasina toh de rahi hai kisi aur hi baat ka saboot

Did you crush the ghost ... but your eyes and sweat are giving proof of something else

Durgamati: The Myth

Unknown

Horror•Comedy
4
# 2702

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye

A bride who doesn't cry on the wedding ritual of her farewell ... she'll make everyone cry in her in-laws house

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2703

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

Your emotions are having a loose motion

Jabariya Jodi

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
4
# 2704

(Ab hum aapke bina jee nahi sakte) - Hum oxygen hai ka?

(Now I can't live without you) - Am I like oxygen?

Bhaiaji Superhit

Preity Zinta

Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2705

Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega

It's my policy to not turn on someone's TV and someone's wife ... or else you'll get a shock

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
4
# 2706

Aspatal mein pade mareez ko aur pyar mein pade aashiq ko, kabhi akela na chhodna chahiye

A sick person in the hospital and a lover fallen in love, should never be left alone

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
4
# 2707

Aaj ka kaam kal karo, kal ka kaam parso ... itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barso

Do today's work tomorrow, do tomorrow's work day after ... why are you in such a hurry, when you have to live for years

Anari

Mukri

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2708

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Rascal, looking at you now I know ... why brother-in-law is called a curse

Great Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
4
# 2709

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Great Grand Masti

Shreyas Talpade

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2710

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

We were three Ramsay brothers ... two of them have lost it ... I'm the only Ramsay remaining

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy
4
# 2711

Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi

If you give respect to a girl ... only then she'll make love with you

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Krishna Abhishek

Comedy
4
# 2712

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Darshan Jariwala

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2713

Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit

There are only two kinds of people who exists in this world ... one who are living and second who are married

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2714

Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi

I'll take your request to Global Godfather ... beyond that it's upto him

Global Baba

Abhimanyu Singh

Comedy
4
# 2715

Main apne motape par is qadar hairaan ho gaya hoon ... bar bar aate jaate pareshaan ho gaya hoon

I've become perplexed with my obesity ... I'm worried everytime when I come from here and there

Aaghaaz

Yunus Parvez

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2716

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2717

Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi

I'll take care of you in such a way that ... you'll make me your caretaker forever

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
4
# 2718

Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar

Oh god, you're sitting up there with a blue open umbrella ... and I'm the one here who is getting drenched in the rain of problems

Jajantaram Mamantaram

Javed Jaffrey

Religion & God•Comedy
4
# 2719

Jabse thappad maine khaya, ek aafat ho gayi ... aye but-e-kafir mujhe tujhse mohabbat ho gayi

Since I've been slapped, it's been trouble ... my tempting beauty I'm in love with you

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
4
# 2720

Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Today the shehnai will play, a woman will come in the house ... and I'll become a live in son-in-law to your father

Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke

Rajendra Nath

Music•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
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