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# 2701
Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh
She has a body like okra but she follows the diet of Undertaker

Roohi

Varun Sharma

Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2702
Bana diya bhooton ka baboot ... lekin tumhari aankhen aur pasina toh de rahi hai kisi aur hi baat ka saboot
Did you crush the ghost ... but your eyes and sweat are giving proof of something else

Durgamati: The Myth

Unknown

Horror•Comedy
4
# 2703
Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye
A bride who doesn't cry on the wedding ritual of her farewell ... she'll make everyone cry in her in-laws house

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2704
Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai
Your emotions are having a loose motion

Jabariya Jodi

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
4
# 2705
(Ab hum aapke bina jee nahi sakte) - Hum oxygen hai ka?
(Now I can't live without you) - Am I like oxygen?

Bhaiaji Superhit

Preity Zinta

Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2706
Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega
It's my policy to not turn on someone's TV and someone's wife ... or else you'll get a shock

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
4
# 2707
Aspatal mein pade mareez ko aur pyar mein pade aashiq ko, kabhi akela na chhodna chahiye
A sick person in the hospital and a lover fallen in love, should never be left alone

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
4
# 2708
Aaj ka kaam kal karo, kal ka kaam parso ... itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barso
Do today's work tomorrow, do tomorrow's work day after ... why are you in such a hurry, when you have to live for years

Anari

Mukri

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2709
Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane
Rascal, looking at you now I know ... why brother-in-law is called a curse

Great Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
4
# 2710
Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta
Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Great Grand Masti

Shreyas Talpade

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2711
Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay
We were three Ramsay brothers ... two of them have lost it ... I'm the only Ramsay remaining

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Comedy
4
# 2712
Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi
If you give respect to a girl ... only then she'll make love with you

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Krishna Abhishek

Comedy
4
# 2713
Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga
Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Darshan Jariwala

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2714
Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit
There are only two kinds of people who exists in this world ... one who are living and second who are married

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2715
Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi
I'll take your request to Global Godfather ... beyond that it's upto him

Global Baba

Abhimanyu Singh

Comedy
4
# 2716
Main apne motape par is qadar hairaan ho gaya hoon ... bar bar aate jaate pareshaan ho gaya hoon
I've become perplexed with my obesity ... I'm worried everytime when I come from here and there

Aaghaaz

Yunus Parvez

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2717
Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai
You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2718
Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi
I'll take care of you in such a way that ... you'll make me your caretaker forever

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
4
# 2719
Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar
Oh god, you're sitting up there with a blue open umbrella ... and I'm the one here who is getting drenched in the rain of problems

Jajantaram Mamantaram

Javed Jaffrey

Religion & God•Comedy
4
# 2720
Jabse thappad maine khaya, ek aafat ho gayi ... aye but-e-kafir mujhe tujhse mohabbat ho gayi
Since I've been slapped, it's been trouble ... my tempting beauty I'm in love with you

Mere Mehboob

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
4
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 Jodi No. 1
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 Ala Barfi
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