Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Chudeil ... keede pade tere mooh mein

Yeh is ghar ki new member ... harami bahu ... hamari bahu

Joh na karta tumse pyar ... usko maaro jootey char

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari

Acting kya hai, oxygen hai ... uske bagaira mar jayenge

Bruce Lee se zyada zaroori ab life mein saheli hai

Do niyam yaad rakhna is shehar ke baare mein ... property ki kimat per square foot duniya mein sabse zyada hai ... aur number of idiots per square foot woh bhi duniya mein sabse zyada hai

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Nazaron ke ojhal bhai aur pardesi ki lugaai ... kabhi bhi bhigad sakte hai

Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai

Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai

Kayi baar off-beat cheezein logon ko beat pe laati hai