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# 2681
Seedhe ghar jaoge yah ... haspatal hokar jaoge
Do you want to go home straight ... or do you want to go via the hospital

Takkar

Sunil Shetty

House•Comedy
5
# 2682
Tera itna chota chota tukda banayega ki ... agle janam mein na tu powder banke janam lega
I will cut you into such small pieces that ... in the next life you will be born as powder

Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke

Tiku Talsania

Comedy•Action
5
# 2683
Chal door ho ja, nazar ke samne se door ho ja ... doorbeen ke andhar bhi nazar nahin aane chahiye
Come on go away, get lost from here ... you should not be seen from a binocular also

Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke

Tiku Talsania

Comedy
5
# 2684
Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai
You have a new character and a new spirit

Vidhaata

Amrish Puri

Comedy
5
# 2685
Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga
If you say I love you in such shit English ... then this is bound to happen

Mere Dad Ki Maruti

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2686
Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega
Learn to wait for tomorrow ... tomorrow will not come a day after ... it will come tomorrow itself

Disco Dancer

Unknown

Time•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2687
Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat
The boy who protects the girl ... has the permission to get married

Karz

Pran

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2688
Baat toh tumhe bhi saaf nazar aani chahiye ... lekin uske liye tumhe apne yeh rockstar shades utaarne padenge
You will also see what the matter is ... but for that you will have to remove your rockstar shades

Rock On

Arjun Rampal

Comedy
5
# 2689
Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai
Love increases when you fart in front of your own people

Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana

Vinod Nagpal

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2690
Jahan life partners badal sakte hain ... toh naam kyun nahi?
When one can change life partners ... then why not the name?

Purab Aur Pachhim

Rajendra Nath

Comedy
5
# 2691
Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai
The way you have a big body ... you also have a big heart

Chupke Chupke

Dharmendra

Comedy
5
# 2692
Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega
Once your file opens ... then everything will get closed

Andolan

Ishrat Ali

Law & Order•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2693
Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea
Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Action Replayy

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2694
Thoda khao, thoda pheko
Eat a little, throw a little

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro

Satish Shah

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2695
Phatta poster ... nikla hero!
The hero came out ... tearing the poster!

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
5
# 2696
Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?
Promises should be kept inside the mouth ... why do you keep giving it to people?

Short Kut: The Con Is On

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
5
# 2697
Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
He is bug from a nasty gutter

Unknown

Comedy•Animals & Birds
5
# 2698
Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate
Changing underwear doesn't stop diarrhea

Jolly LLB 3

Saurabh Shukla

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2699
Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over
You should never upset your doctor and your driver ... because if they slightly change the direction of the injection or steering wheel ... then it'll be game over

Shehzada

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
4
# 2700
Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga
Never tell your girlfriend that you're having fun without her ... if you feel bad without her, then she'll feel good

Meenakshi Sundareshwar

Unknown

Comedy
4
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