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# 2681
Tera itna chota chota tukda banayega ki ... agle janam mein na tu powder banke janam lega

I will cut you into such small pieces that ... in the next life you will be born as powder

# 2682
Chal door ho ja, nazar ke samne se door ho ja ... doorbeen ke andhar bhi nazar nahin aane chahiye

Come on go away, get lost from here ... you should not be seen from a binocular also

# 2683
Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai

You have a new character and a new spirit

# 2684
Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga

If you say I love you in such shit English ... then this is bound to happen

# 2685
Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega

Learn to wait for tomorrow ... tomorrow will not come a day after ... it will come tomorrow itself

# 2686
Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat

The boy who protects the girl ... has the permission to get married

# 2687
Baat toh tumhe bhi saaf nazar aani chahiye ... lekin uske liye tumhe apne yeh rockstar shades utaarne padenge

You will also see what the matter is ... but for that you will have to remove your rockstar shades

# 2688
Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Love increases when you fart in front of your own people

# 2689
Jahan life partners badal sakte hain ... toh naam kyun nahi?

When one can change life partners ... then why not the name?

# 2690
Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

The way you have a big body ... you also have a big heart

# 2691
Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega

Once your file opens ... then everything will get closed

# 2692
Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

# 2693
Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Eat a little, throw a little

# 2694
Phatta poster ... nikla hero!

The hero came out ... tearing the poster!

# 2695
Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?

Promises should be kept inside the mouth ... why do you keep giving it to people?

# 2696
Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

He is bug from a nasty gutter

# 2697
Tu fikar mat kar yaar ... bacha hai tu mera

Don't worry my friend ... you're like my son

# 2698
Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Changing underwear doesn't stop diarrhea

# 2699
Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over

You should never upset your doctor and your driver ... because if they slightly change the direction of the injection or steering wheel ... then it'll be game over

# 2700
Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga

Never tell your girlfriend that you're having fun without her ... if you feel bad without her, then she'll feel good

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