Tera itna chota chota tukda banayega ki ... agle janam mein na tu powder banke janam lega

Chal door ho ja, nazar ke samne se door ho ja ... doorbeen ke andhar bhi nazar nahin aane chahiye

Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai

Abhe itni tatti English mein I love you bolega ... toh yeh hi hoga

Kal ka intezaar karna seekho ... kal parso nahin aayega ... kal hi aayega

Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat

Baat toh tumhe bhi saaf nazar aani chahiye ... lekin uske liye tumhe apne yeh rockstar shades utaarne padenge

Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Jahan life partners badal sakte hain ... toh naam kyun nahi?

Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

Ek baar teri file open ho gayi na ... toh sab kuch close ho jayega

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Phatta poster ... nikla hero!

Zubaan mooh mein rakhne ke liye hoti hai ... tu kyun deta rehta hai logo ko yaar?

Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Doctor aur driver ko kabhi naraz nahi karna chahiye ... injection aur steering wheel agar galat ghuma diya na ... toh game over

Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga

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