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# 2661

Joh main hoon woh main nahi hoon ... joh main nahi hoon woh main bilkul nahi hoon ... joh main bilkul nahi hoon woh main hoon

I am not what I am ... I am certainly not what I am not ... and I am what I am certainly not

Rafoo Chakkar

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
5
# 2662

Vaise toh yeh milta nahi ... aur jab milta hai, toh theek se milta nahi

As it is we don't get to see him ... and when we see him, he doesn't meet properly

U Me Aur Hum

Sumeet Raghvan

Comedy
5
# 2663

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

Fiza

Johnny Lever

Inspiration•Comedy
5
# 2664

Jab miya bibi raazi, toh kya karengi maaji?

When the husband and wife are agreeing, then what will the mother-in-law do?

Khubsoorat

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
5
# 2665

Sone ka bhav bhi biwiyon ke mijaaz ki tarah chadta jaa raha hai

The price of gold is rising like the temper of wives

Angoor

Unknown

Comedy•Husband & Wife
Play Video
5
# 2666

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Roaming around as tramps you can only spend time ... not your entire life

Silsila Hai Pyar Ka

Shakti Kapoor

Life•Time•Comedy
5
# 2667

Agar subah tak unka pata nahi lagaya ... toh tum lapata ho jaoge

If you don't find them until morning ... then you will get lost

Prince

Unknown

Rowdyism•Comedy
5
# 2668

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Kala Bazaar

Johnny Lever

Men•Comedy
5
# 2669

Darr logon ko pagla deta hai

Fear makes people go crazy

Earth

Nandita Das

Comedy
5
# 2670

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

No One Killed Jessica

Rani Mukherjee

City & Places•Comedy
5
# 2671

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot

Black face, black deeds

Patiala House

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
5
# 2672

Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai

The one who falls does not see the depth

Daulat Ki Jung

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
5
# 2673

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

What does one have to do with age ... when the mileage is strong

Zanjeer (2013)

Prakash Raj

Adult•Comedy
5
# 2674

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

Masti

Archana Puran Singh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2675

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick

Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2676

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

One was a movie of Rajesh Khanna named "Haathi Mere Saathi" (the elephant is my partner) ... and I am in a situation where only my hand is my partner

Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Adult•Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2677

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata

You shared with the whole world ... and saying bye to me

Oye Lucky Lucky Oye

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
5
# 2678

Hum nahi teer aur talwar se marne waale ... katal karna hai toh ek tirchi nazar kafi hai

I won't die with the arrow and sword ... if you want to kill me then only one look is needed

Hum

Kader Khan

Romance•Comedy
5
# 2679

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

I don't have any Hello or Hi with him ... neither do I know him either ... and neither do I pray or salute for him

Shola Aur Shabnam

Anupam Kher

Comedy
5
# 2680

Seedhe ghar jaoge yah ... haspatal hokar jaoge

Do you want to go home straight ... or do you want to go via the hospital

Takkar

Sunil Shetty

House•Comedy
5
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Ek Chatur Naar
Padosan
Cat Maane Billi
Dilli Ka Thug
 Macchardani
Macchardani
Jabariya Jodi
 Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
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 Most Wanted Munda
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 Kuch To Bata
Kuch To Bata
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 Bum Bum Bole
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Taare Zameen Par
 Hum Tum Picture Dekh Rahe Ho
Hum Tum Picture Dekh Rahe Ho
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