Joh main hoon woh main nahi hoon ... joh main nahi hoon woh main bilkul nahi hoon ... joh main bilkul nahi hoon woh main hoon

Vaise toh yeh milta nahi ... aur jab milta hai, toh theek se milta nahi

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho

Jab miya bibi raazi, toh kya karengi maaji?

Sone ka bhav bhi biwiyon ke mijaaz ki tarah chadta jaa raha hai

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Agar subah tak unka pata nahi lagaya ... toh tum lapata ho jaoge

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

Darr logon ko pagla deta hai

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot

Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata

Hum nahi teer aur talwar se marne waale ... katal karna hai toh ek tirchi nazar kafi hai

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

Seedhe ghar jaoge yah ... haspatal hokar jaoge