Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!