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# 2721
Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Today the shehnai will play, a woman will come in the house ... and I'll become a live in son-in-law to your father

# 2722
Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

# 2723
No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... and I'm totally free during a vacation

# 2724
Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

# 2725
Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

After looking at your face the ideas that come go away

# 2726
Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

A person shouts from the mouth but the ears are the ones that go bad

# 2727
Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

You have no faith, no generosity ... you're very shameless

# 2728
Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

You become popular only if you do such things

# 2729
Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai

When a girl accepts a gift then understand that instead of bells ringing in her heart ... big bells are ringing

# 2730
Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

# 2731
Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

# 2732
Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

He has the legs of a chicken and the face of a monkey ... he will come to my house with a turban tied on his head?

# 2733
Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Oh lord my luck is bad ... the old man is feeling sleepy again

# 2734
Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

You don't know the people of Bombay ... they'll beat you up and change your design

# 2735
Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Such an allegation is put on me ... now see my fury

# 2736
Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

So many people love a single woman ... two of them are preys and one is a watchman

# 2737
Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

# 2738
Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

# 2739
Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

# 2740
Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

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