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# 2721

Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko

Since I've seen this sad person ... I haven't read poems by Shakespeare and neither Kalidas

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Poem•Comedy
3
# 2722

Aai aai yo aaiyo ... aai aai aai yooo!

Oh my god ... oh my god!

Appu Raja

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2723

Mukka-laat ke baad joh mulaqat hoti hai ... badi pakki hoti hai

The meeting that happens after a fight ... is very strong

Zahreelay

Chunky Pandey

Comedy•Action
3
# 2724

Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai

There is only one Majnu in the world, there is only one Laila in the world ... hold the glass in one hand and hold a bag in the other hand

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2725

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

I boiled the egg all night but still it was uncooked ... all the poets have died but this fool got left behind

Love In Tokyo

Mehmood

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2726

Tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke, C grade logan hai

You people are from a cheap category, local community and of C grade quality

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy
3
# 2727

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Naughty @ 40

Shakti Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Shayari
3
# 2728

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Mere Dost Picture Abhi Baki Hai

Rakesh Bedi

Comedy•Action•Adult
3
# 2729

Phatte tak pee phir phatte tak jee!

Drink endlessly and then live endlessly!

Barkhaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
3
# 2730

Pajame ne kaha dhoti se ... bane hum dono ek dhaage se ... farak agar hai hum mein toh sirf itna ... tu khulti peeche se, main aage se

The pajama said to a loincloth ... we both are made from one thread ... if there is a difference between us then it's only that ... you open from the back and I open from the front

Dana Paani

Deven Verma

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
3
# 2731

Mujh jaise vakil se kabhi mat lena panga ... varna kapde pehne rahoge aur duniya samjhegi nanga

Don't you ever confront a lawyer like me ... or else you'll be wearing clothes but the world will consider you naked

Insaaf Ki Devi

Kader Khan

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
3
# 2732

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Insaaf Ki Devi

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Adult•Comedy
3
# 2733

Shayaron ki mehfil mein jaate hai toh shayar ho jaate hai ... aur koi apne se tagda mil jaye toh kayar ho jaate hai ... zindagi ki gadi mein fit kardo toh tyre ho jaate hai ... aur agar bandook mein fit kardo toh fire ho jaate hai

When we go in a party of poets then we become a poet ... and if we get someone stronger than us then we become cowards ... if you fit us in the car of life then we become tyres ... and if you fit us in a gun then we get fired

Nachnewale Gaanewale

Kader Khan

Comedy•Transportation
Play Video
3
# 2734

Aapke facing, dressing, cutting sab kuch dekh ke mujhe ho raha hai doubting ... issi liye keh diya auraton ko no outing

Looking at your face, dressing, cutting and everything else I'm in doubt ... hence I've asked women not to step out

Muqabla

Unknown

Comedy•Women
3
# 2735

Style marna mera kaam ... kyun ki Rajinikanth mera naam

It's my job to be in style ... because Rajinikanth is my name

Haathkadi

Govinda

Comedy
3
# 2736

Thappad aaise hi hote hai ... jab expect karo toh nahi milte hai ... aur jab na expect karo toh bijli ki tarah lapak ke padte hai

Slaps are like that only ... when you expect them, then you don't get them ... and when you don't expect them, then they come at you like lightning

Amit Sahni Ki List

Vir Das

Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2737

Jab insaan Doordarshan dekhne par utar aata hai ... toh samajh lo all is not well

When a person starts watching Doordarshan ... then understand that everything is not well

Amit Sahni Ki List

Vir Das

Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2738

Fall from a hilltop, fall from above, fall from anywhere ... but never fall in love

Fall from a hilltop, fall from above, fall from anywhere ... but never fall in love

Budtameez

Sadhana Shivdasani

Romance•Comedy
3
# 2739

Jab bhi hamari tumhari mulaqat hoti hai ... koi na koi baat zaroor pehda hoti hai

Whenever you and I meet ... something or the other definitely happens

Shatranj

Rajendra Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2740

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Love is such a useless thing, which even after you give your precious time to it ... in return you don't even get a used watch

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Romance•Time•Comedy
3
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