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# 2721

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

Bin Badal Barsaat

Mehmood

Shayari•Comedy•House
4
# 2722

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... and I'm totally free during a vacation

Bond 303

Jeetendra

Comedy
4
# 2723

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

Mawaali

Shakti Kapoor

Transportation•Comedy
4
# 2724

Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

After looking at your face the ideas that come go away

Mawaali

Jeetendra

Comedy
4
# 2725

Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

A person shouts from the mouth but the ears are the ones that go bad

Bheja Fry 2

Vinay Pathak

Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2726

Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

You have no faith, no generosity ... you're very shameless

Aashiq Hoon Baharon Ka

Rajesh Khanna

Comedy
4
# 2727

Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

You become popular only if you do such things

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy
4
# 2728

Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai

When a girl accepts a gift then understand that instead of bells ringing in her heart ... big bells are ringing

Guru Suleman Chela Pahelwan

Dara Singh

Comedy•Women
4
# 2729

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Hitler

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Religion & God•Comedy
4
# 2730

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

Mulzim

Asrani

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2731

Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

He has the legs of a chicken and the face of a monkey ... he will come to my house with a turban tied on his head?

Neel Kamal

Unknown

Animals & Birds•House•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2732

Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Oh lord my luck is bad ... the old man is feeling sleepy again

Haathkadi

Shilpa Shetty

Comedy•Luck & Destiny
4
# 2733

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

You don't know the people of Bombay ... they'll beat you up and change your design

Aashik Aawara

Saif Ali Khan

City & Places•Comedy
4
# 2734

Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Such an allegation is put on me ... now see my fury

Chamatkar

Deven Verma

Comedy
4
# 2735

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

So many people love a single woman ... two of them are preys and one is a watchman

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Women•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2736

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

Shaadi No. 1

Zayed Khan

Comedy
4
# 2737

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2738

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

Dil Vil Pyar Vyar

Tiku Talsania

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
4
# 2739

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2740

Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla

I shed my blood where you were sweating ... I considered you even bigger than a big brother ... but bloody you turned out to be a big rascal

Dulaara

Rakesh Bedi

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
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