Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai

Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?

Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

I go out on all dates ... Sundates, Mondates all dates up till Saturdates

Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai

Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai

Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Yeh Hindustani ladkiyon ka khaas andaz hota hai ... yeh haan bhi na ki tarah karti hai ... aur na haan ki tarah

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai

Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya

Taqdeerein badal jaati hai, zamana badal jaata hai, mulkon ki tareekh badal jaati hai ... aur main samajhta hoon life partner bhi badle ja sakte hai