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# 2741

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

You should not match the horoscope of a girl and a boy ... instead you should match for the mother-in-law and the girl

Aloo Chaat

Kulbhushan Kharbanda

Comedy
3
# 2742

Pehla bacha abhi nahi ... do ke baad kabhi nahi

Not now for the first child ... and after two nothing

Ek Nari Ek Brahmachari

Jagdeep

Comedy
3
# 2743

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

Rabba Main Kya Karoon

Arshad Warsi

Men•Women•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2744

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

You're walking with style, you're name is soft deer ... your waist is moving around, I'm rubbing my eyes and staring ... your teeth are like corn kernel, your eyes are teasing my heart ... your figure is very heavy, should I make love or wrestle

Teri Payal Mere Geet

Kader Khan

Poem•Comedy•Food & Drinks
3
# 2745

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Every man should definitely get married atleast once ... because a married man goes straight to heaven ... (how) ... since he has already been through hell

Shaadi Ka Laddoo

Sanjay Suri

Men•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
3
# 2746

Hum do hamare do, teesra kabhi na ho ... patni se bhaiya door raho, kitni bhi adhchan ho

We two and our two, there should never be a third ... stay away from the wife, no matter how big the problem is

Mahaan

Amitabh Bachchan

Shayari•Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2747

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho toh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh gaye?

If you understand the understanding then to understand is also an understanding ... did you understand?

Mahaan

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2748

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

I have been dry since a month, I don't know where is the stick of rain ... inside there is a bed, and outside I'm in trouble

Shaadi No. 1

Fardeen Khan

Shayari•Weather•Comedy
3
# 2749

Bahut ho gayi pyar ki acting, bahut gaa liye duet ... ab jis kaam ke liye main tumhe yahan laya hoon na, just do it

Enough of this acting in love, enough of singing duets ... now the work for which I've brought you here, just do it

Shaadi No. 1

Satish Shah

Shayari•Comedy
3
# 2750

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

House•Comedy
3
# 2751

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

We all are birds on a single branch ... threads of the same napkin ... dimple of one cheek

Shaadi No. 1

Zayed Khan

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes
3
# 2752

Duniya gol nahi, merry-go-round hai

The world is not round, it's a merry-go-round

Julie (2004)

Unknown

World & Universe•Comedy
3
# 2753

Hum saadharan premi nahi ... desh premi hai

I'm not a simple lover ... I'm a patriot

Jawani Zindabad

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Patriotism
Play Video
3
# 2754

Badi achchi baat hai ... din mein bhi raat hai ... chalo Allah hamare saath hai

It's alright ... there is night even during the day ... and Allah is with us

Well Done Abba

Boman Irani

Comedy•Religion & God
3
# 2755

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Madam X

Shakti Kapoor

Money•Law & Order•Comedy
3
# 2756

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

We will hit you and make your condition bad ... and we will tear a loincloth and make a napkin from it

Sunday

Arshad Warsi

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
3
# 2757

Iske baad tum logon ne mereko loan ke liye phone kiya na ... toh apne aapko yahan se chhudane ke liye tum log apne hi bank se loan lena padega

After this if you guys call me for a loan ... then you guys will have to take a loan from your bank itself to free yourself from here

Traffic Signal

Sudhir Mishra

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2758

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2759

Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke

He looked at you from different different angles ... and you hate him with different different sandals

Dulaara

Tej Sapru

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
3
# 2760

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Chala Mussaddi Office Office

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Government
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