Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla
Rakesh Bedi
Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge
Manoj Pahwa
Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai
Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?
Raveena Tandon
Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best
Unknown
Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai
Kunal Khemu
I go out on all dates ... Sundates, Mondates all dates up till Saturdates
Priyanka Chopra
Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do
Dalip Tahil
Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega
Randhir Kapoor
Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai
Bharat Kapoor
Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai
Roopesh Kumar
Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution
Rahul Bose
Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai
Jagdeep
Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne
Razak Khan
Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai
Johnny Lever
Yeh Hindustani ladkiyon ka khaas andaz hota hai ... yeh haan bhi na ki tarah karti hai ... aur na haan ki tarah
Pran
Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya
Manish Paul
Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai
Sunil Shetty
Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya
Asrani
Taqdeerein badal jaati hai, zamana badal jaata hai, mulkon ki tareekh badal jaati hai ... aur main samajhta hoon life partner bhi badle ja sakte hai
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