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# 2741
Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla
I shed my blood where you were sweating ... I considered you even bigger than a big brother ... but bloody you turned out to be a big rascal

Dulaara

Rakesh Bedi

Shayari•Comedy
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# 2742
Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge
Even if the sun becomes cold ... even if the chicken becomes the egg ... even if a government officer takes bribe and opens his mouth ... even if god himself comes to this office and says ... we won't consider Mussaddilal alive

Chala Mussaddi Office Office

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Government
4
# 2743
Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai
Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking

Chala Mussaddi Office Office

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy
4
# 2744
Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?
Hey you cold lathered water from boiling rice ... why are you jumping in old age?

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

Food & Drinks•Rowdyism•Comedy
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4
# 2745
Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best
I have only one fundamental in life ... east or west, sex is the best

Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?

Unknown

Adult•Life•Comedy
4
# 2746
Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai
My whole life is cinematic

Superstar

Kunal Khemu

Life•Comedy
4
# 2747
I go out on all dates ... Sundates, Mondates all dates up till Saturdates
I go out on all days ... Sunday, Monday all days up till Saturday

What's Your Raashee?

Priyanka Chopra

Comedy
4
# 2748
Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do
Remember the two golden rules of marriage ... rule no.1 don't do anything that will make your partner sad ... rule no. 2 even if you do something then don't let anyone come to know about it

Raat Gayi Baat Gayi?

Dalip Tahil

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2749
Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega
After tonight when the morning sun rises ... then looking at the wrinkles on our bed it will hide it's face in the clouds

Ponga Pandit

Randhir Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2750
Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai
Drinking alcohol is very important ... or else life is incomplete

Isi Ka Naam Zindagi

Bharat Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
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4
# 2751
Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai
The girls who say shut-up, give the most love

Dhoti Lota Aur Chowpatty

Roopesh Kumar

Women•Comedy
4
# 2752
Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution
Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Jhankaar Beats

Rahul Bose

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2753
Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai
In the village people go once a week to buy from the market ... but here they come to the market to collect the weekly money

Kroadh

Jagdeep

Money•Comedy
4
# 2754
Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne
What a great verse you said ... but you mentioned Ranjha instead of Majnu

Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain

Razak Khan

Shayari•Comedy
4
# 2755
Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai
Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

Prem Kaa Game

Johnny Lever

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2756
Yeh Hindustani ladkiyon ka khaas andaz hota hai ... yeh haan bhi na ki tarah karti hai ... aur na haan ki tarah
Indian girls have this unique style ... they say yes as if it's no ... and they say no as if it's yes

Roop Tera Mastana

Pran

Women•Comedy
4
# 2757
Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya
Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Mickey Virus

Manish Paul

Technology & Science•Comedy
4
# 2758
Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai
Is this a wedding going on or a TV serial about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ... it's just not ending

Shaadi Se Pehle

Sunil Shetty

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2759
Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya
Why are you crying, this is just the start of love ... you'll see what's going to happen ahead

Balika Badhu

Asrani

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
4
# 2760
Taqdeerein badal jaati hai, zamana badal jaata hai, mulkon ki tareekh badal jaati hai ... aur main samajhta hoon life partner bhi badle ja sakte hai
Destinies change, the world changes, the dates of countries change ... and I understand that even life partners can be changed

Maan Gaye Mughall-e-Azam

Rahul Bose

Luck & Destiny•Life•Comedy
4
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