A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon

Next monsoon your sister-in-law will become a mom

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

You don't have a heart ... you have cocaine there

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Dance with joy ... the body parts of criminals are loose ... their face is yellow and their clothes are wet

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Ab yeh duniya, yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi ... Vaijanti ki jawani koi daam ki nahi

Now this world, this party is not for me ... Vaijanti's youth has no value

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

You have no guts and you say that you're better than anyone

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Are you a mechanic or a pajama? ... don't send me the red Mercedes, first send me the white one ... I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do ... send me at least one car

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

After marriage a man doesn't remain a man ... he turns into an ATM machine ... enter your request and remove money

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

What a great hand you have, you have the support of all gods and goddesses ... the planet of Rahu is a slave of the planet of Ketu, and there is no use for the planet of Shani over there

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai ... hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai

Whenever you have laughed like this ... someone amongst us has been in trouble

Minister ki nishani aur kaam gairkanooni ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

He has the signs of a Minister and does illegal work ... but still he is Indian at heart?

Duniya gol hai aur har paap ka ek double role hai

The world is round and every sin has its look alike

Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic

What is it that I don't have? ... in looks I have a fit hero body, I'm super hit wherever I go ... I have style in my manners, I have a killer smile, I stay tip-top, there is a traffic stop when I go out ... I'm the pride of the society, I'm the life of a party, I'm a dancer, I'm a dashing fighter, I know how to smash, and I'm a fantastic lover of the heart

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

You should never do the business of paperwork, with educated people