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# 2001

Agar shaadi se pehle tum itni tension logi na ... toh shaadi ho na ho ... sugar aur BP dono ho jayegi

If you take on so much tension before getting married ... then whether you get married or not ... you'll definitely suffer from diabetes and blood pressure

Sweetiee Weds NRI

Himansh Kohli

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding

# 2002

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy

# 2003

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Naam Shabana

Unknown

Men•Women•Comedy

# 2004

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Banjo

Ritesh Deshmukh

Transportation•Comedy

# 2005

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon

Next monsoon your sister-in-law will become a mom

Housefull 3

Unknown

Comedy•Parents

# 2006

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

You don't have a heart ... you have cocaine there

Udta Punjab

Unknown

Comedy

# 2007

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Dance with joy ... the body parts of criminals are loose ... their face is yellow and their clothes are wet

Cheetah

Gulshan Grover

Thief & Criminal•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 2008

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Darshan Jariwala

Adult•Family•Comedy

# 2009

Ab yeh duniya, yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi ... Vaijanti ki jawani koi daam ki nahi

Now this world, this party is not for me ... Vaijanti's youth has no value

Rishtey

Shilpa Shetty

Comedy•World & Universe

# 2010

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

You have no guts and you say that you're better than anyone

Guddu Rangeela

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy

# 2011

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Johar Mehmood in Hong Kong

Mehmood

Animals & Birds•Men•Comedy

# 2012

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Are you a mechanic or a pajama? ... don't send me the red Mercedes, first send me the white one ... I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do ... send me at least one car

The Angrez

Unknown

Transportation•Comedy

# 2013

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

After marriage a man doesn't remain a man ... he turns into an ATM machine ... enter your request and remove money

Barkhaa

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Money•Comedy

# 2014

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

Paying Guests

Johnny Lever

Business•Comedy

# 2015

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

What a great hand you have, you have the support of all gods and goddesses ... the planet of Rahu is a slave of the planet of Ketu, and there is no use for the planet of Shani over there

Tarkieb

Tiku Talsania

Comedy•Religion & God•World & Universe

# 2016

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

Ek Nari Ek Brahmachari

Jagdeep

Women•Men•Comedy