Oh paaji tussi kamaal ho, tussi great ho ... oh tussi toop ho toop, tussi zindagi di hope ho hope

Joh janta ko pair ki jooti samajhta hai ... woh ek din zaroor janta ke joote khata hai

Aurat jab ho jaye khunkhar ... kha jaye sari duniya maare na dhakaar

Log kehte hai teen din baad mehmaan shaitan dikhai deta hai

Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon

Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai

Yeh coat aur pant kya pehen liya, apne aap ko Rajkot samajh behte? ... humse uljhoge toh hum tumhe Pathankot bana denge yaad rakhna

Maalik, aapke charno ki lagi hui dhool ko mera namaskar

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

Begairat besharam bano, kisi se kabhi mat darro ... jab koi gaali de, jhi bharke hasso jhi bharke hasso

Main woh cinema ka aadha tukda hoon ... jiski keemat show khatam hone ke baad do kaudi ki bhi nahin rehti

Main Dhobi Ghat pe tooteli khaat pe lita lita kar maroonga

Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga

Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?

Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Mutra mukti karke aaon?

Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai

Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki