Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

Haai gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar ... vaise kaafi ho vazandar

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Minister ki nishani aur kaam gairkanooni ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Ekdum zehar ho tum

(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Kali dekhi thi, ab gulzar hai tu ... churi dekhi thi, ab talwar hai tu

Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Is chor bazaar mein aake apne ho gaye vare nyare ... apun akhiyon se goli maare

Zindagi bhar zillat ke tukdon par palte palte hamari haalat us apahij ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas chalne ke liye baisakhi toh hai ... par usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi

Hum toh yeh samajhkar aapke paas aaye the, ki hum apni samajh ko aapki samajh ke charano mein rakh denge ... aur aap is nasamajh ki bina samajhayi hui samajh ko, apni samajhdari se samajhake sabko yeh samajha denge ki hum samajh gaye ... lekin aap samajhenge nahi ... samajh gaye na?