Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? ... kitni gaaliyan deti hai

Jaise taise taalo isse ... lula landa jahan koi mil jaaye haath peele karo, nikalo isse

Jab hamari tarah pachpan ke ho jaoge ... toh aaisa bachpan ka sawaal nahi karoge

Tum itni saaf ho ki tumhe aas paas ki gandagi dikhti hi nahi hai

Chota mooh badi mooch

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Mujhe ulloo banao ... ulloo samjho mat

Chal jaldi se jhappi maar jawani waali

Tum zara mooh kam kholo aur dimaag zyada khula rakho

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

Takleef humko ka takleef degi ... hum toh khud takleefon ko takleef de dete hai

Aaj raat tere gham ko rum mein dubaate hai

Chaand se maathe par chaandi jaise pasina kyun?

Kabu rakh apni jawani pe ... full stop lag gaya kahani pe

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Abhe jhandu ... CD ke zamane mein purani cassette bajhana band kar

Saali dikhti hai Prem Chopra jaisi ... khud ko Priyanka Chopra samajhti hai

Ho jaye tayaar, jaana hai bahaar, waqt hai kam, manzil hai door ... lekin jaana hai zaroor

Jodhenge todhenge, ladenge ladwaenge, dal banayenge bhigadenge ... par ek roz hi kursi par bahetke dikhayenge