Dosti mein ek doosre ka fayda dekha jaata hai ... fayda uthaya nahi jaata

Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti ... par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai

Bura waqt aur purane paap ... insaan ko hamesha dhoond hi lete hai

Har insaan achcha hota hai ... waqt usse bura banata hai

Mohabbat mein hum jeeye hai jeeyenge ... woh honge koi aur marr jaane waale

Ghar se door raho toh ehsaas hota hai ... maa kya hoti hai, ghar waale kya hote hai

Main maarta jaonga ... tu harta jayega

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

Joh nazar aata hai ... woh hamesha sach nahi hota

Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai ... hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai

Aadmi agar achche mann aur lagan se kaam kare ... toh nothing is impossible

Aapka dimaag cassette ki tarah dono taraf chalta hai ... A side bhi, B side bhi

Mutra mukti karke aaon?

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta

Maa ke haath sirf aashirwad dene ke liye hote hai ... maafi mangne ke liye nahi

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

Aurat ke pyar ko kabhi seene mein itni jagah mat do ... ke dil ke liye dhadakna mushkil ho jaye

Kabhi kabhi koi baat hum mein galat lagti hai ... aur kuch samay baad wohi hum mein sahi lagti hai

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream