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# 1981
Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

If you don't have oil in the car tank ... then even the biggest engineer is a fail

# 1982
National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge

If you don't make fun of the national dress then how will you be called broadminded

# 1983
Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

One who does not have a mustache ... does not have a heart

# 1984
Climax mein pahuchakar drama ke chutti mat karao

Don't spoil the drama after getting it to the climax

# 1985
Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le

Don't take it to the heart ... take it in the hand

# 1986
Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!

It's my mood ... I am your father!

# 1987
Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari

You are now serviced

# 1988
Tere jaisa bhai duniya mein nahi ... langot mein hi rehna chahiye tha

A brother like you shouldn't be living in this world ... in fact you should have not even been born

# 1989
Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

You can speak all the languages ... you can cook every type of cuisine ... you don't even cough when smoking a cigarette for the first time ... are you a girl or Aladdin's lamp

# 1990
Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai

He doesn't have money in his pocket and he wants to buy a bungalow

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# 1991
Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... be it engineering or relationships, once we decide on it then we do complete it ... we're great problem solvers ... if you tell the answer once to an engineer ... then he'll figure out the path to get to it ... we're experts in time management ... whether you need to prepare for the exam in one night or you need to impress your girlfriend in one date ... no one can do that better than an engineer

# 1992
Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye

Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

# 1993
Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag

The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

# 1994
Kya gaal hai ... kya baal hai ... yeh toh poori dhamaal hai

She's got great cheeks ... she's got great hair ... she's totally awesome

# 1995
Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon

Hey handsome man, I'm crazy for you ... you're my Bajirao, and I'm your Mastani

# 1996
Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega

I'll get married no matter what ... so what if I'm unable to get married in London, America, Dubai ... I still have a chance in Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan

# 1997
Aapke dushman pe humne aisi dushmani nikali hai ... ki agar woh dushman bhi apne dushman ko dekh le na ... toh woh apni dushmani bhoolke us dushman pe taras khane lagega

We've shown such great enmity against your enemy that ... if that enemy of yours sees their enemy ... then they'll forget their enmity and they'll have mercy on their enemy

# 1998
Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen

You should respect your mother and your sister ... you shouldn't destroy their honour

# 1999
Aaj kal normal logon se darro

Nowadays one should fear normal people

# 2000
Tu banda na bada sahi hai ... lekin zimmedari ke naam pe na hug deta hai

You're an awesome guy ... but you always screw up when it comes to responsibilities

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