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# 1981

Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai


One who does not have a mustache ... does not have a heart

# 1982

Climax mein pahuchakar drama ke chutti mat karao


Don't spoil the drama after getting it to the climax

# 1983

Dil pe mat le yaar ... haath mein le


Don't take it to the heart ... take it in the hand

# 1984

Mood hai mera ... baap hoon tera!


It's my mood ... I am your father!

# 1985

Abhi servicing ho gayi tumhari


You are now serviced

# 1986

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag


You can speak all the languages ... you can cook every type of cuisine ... you don't even cough when smoking a cigarette for the first time ... are you a girl or Aladdin's lamp

# 1987

Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai


He doesn't have money in his pocket and he wants to buy a bungalow

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# 1988

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer


Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... be it engineering or relationships, once we decide on it then we do complete it ... we're great problem solvers ... if you tell the answer once to an engineer ... then he'll figure out the path to get to it ... we're experts in time management ... whether you need to prepare for the exam in one night or you need to impress your girlfriend in one date ... no one can do that better than an engineer

# 1989

Har ek vyakti ko apna jeevan saathi, apna khana aur apni sharaab chun'ne ka poora adhikaar hona chahiye


Every person should have the full right to select their life partner, their food, and their alcohol

# 1990

Baat pakki ... dulha nakki ... beti lucky


The relationship is confirmed ... the groom is locked ... and my daughter is lucky

# 1991

Father ke sar pe ameeri ka tag ... aur bete ke sar pe bag hi bag


The father has a tag of wealth on his head ... and the son is like a porter carrying bags on his head

# 1992

Kya gaal hai ... kya baal hai ... yeh toh poori dhamaal hai


She's got great cheeks ... she's got great hair ... she's totally awesome

# 1993

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon


Hey handsome man, I'm crazy for you ... you're my Bajirao, and I'm your Mastani

# 1994

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega


I'll get married no matter what ... so what if I'm unable to get married in London, America, Dubai ... I still have a chance in Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan

# 1995

Aapke dushman pe humne aisi dushmani nikali hai ... ki agar woh dushman bhi apne dushman ko dekh le na ... toh woh apni dushmani bhoolke us dushman pe taras khane lagega


We've shown such great enmity against your enemy that ... if that enemy of yours sees their enemy ... then they'll forget their enmity and they'll have mercy on their enemy

# 1996

Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen


You should respect your mother and your sister ... you shouldn't destroy their honour

# 1997

Aaj kal normal logon se darro


Nowadays one should fear normal people

# 1998

Tu banda na bada sahi hai ... lekin zimmedari ke naam pe na hug deta hai


You're an awesome guy ... but you always screw up when it comes to responsibilities

# 1999

Agar shaadi se pehle tum itni tension logi na ... toh shaadi ho na ho ... sugar aur BP dono ho jayegi


If you take on so much tension before getting married ... then whether you get married or not ... you'll definitely suffer from diabetes and blood pressure

# 2000

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai


You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

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