Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi

Kismat kharab ho toh untt pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutta kaat leta hai

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Abhe saale cheenti ke chachere bhai

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Mera beta sharafat ki missile hai missile

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai

Dil, dimaag aur body mein fight chal raha hai

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai

Tum logon ne toh mujhe diya nahi bhav ... mere dil mein ho gaya ghav ... uske baad mujhe aa gaya tav

Makkari ki mitti se janam lene waale gaddari ke paude

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Aapne joh samjhaya meri samajh mein kuch nahi aaya ... kyun ki aapki joh samajh hai na meri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai

Hamara father north Indian, hamara mother south Indian ... is liye hum complete Indian