Be positive yaar

Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti

Sahi sahi bata scene kya hai ... Valentine wali date ya seedha Karwa Chauth celebrate

Jawani mein aise pyar bhare kaand karne chahiye ... varna bhudape mein Ganga mein jaake dhoyenge kya

Besharam gende ki behaya khaal ... bina pancho ki chaupal

Jitna dimaag tere paas hai na ... utna mera kharab rehta hai

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Share bazar mein lute huye vyapari ki tarah roiye ... club mein haare huye juari ki tarah roiye ... signal pe bheek maangte huye bikhari ki tarah roiye ... magar roiye, please roiye

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi

(What languages do you know?) ... I know Hindi, English, Punjabi, Bangali, Portugaali, maa ki gaali, behen ki gaali