Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

Achche log jaldi upar jaate hai ... achcha hua main achcha nahi hua

Shock laga tha ... mixer mein do baar, toaster mein teen baar ... aur jab angoothi pehnahi thi tab sau baar

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Intezar bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hai na ... karo toh bura lagta hai ... aur jab koi aur karta hai toh maza aata hai

Maya Devi toh meri bachpan ki saheli hai ... hum ek doosre ke naakhun tak pehchante hai

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya

Yeh body hai na ek temple hai ... isse hamesha saaf rakhna chahiye

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

Main aapse itne pyar se baat kar raha hoon ... aur 2nd class compartment ke 3rd class passenger ki tarah baat kar rahi hai

Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

Mazaa toh jab hai aa jaye kahin unki tabhiyat bhi ... zara woh bhi toh jaane karvatein kyun kar badalte hai

Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? ... kitni gaaliyan deti hai

Jaise taise taalo isse ... lula landa jahan koi mil jaaye haath peele karo, nikalo isse