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# 2021
Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic

What is it that I don't have? ... in looks I have a fit hero body, I'm super hit wherever I go ... I have style in my manners, I have a killer smile, I stay tip-top, there is a traffic stop when I go out ... I'm the pride of the society, I'm the life of a party, I'm a dancer, I'm a dashing fighter, I know how to smash, and I'm a fantastic lover of the heart

# 2022
Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

You should never do the business of paperwork, with educated people

# 2023
Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Pain and pleasure ... she was an expert in giving both

# 2024
Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

If it's a small person doing the job then he is a cobbler and if it's a big person then he is Mr. Bata ... if it's a small person doing the job then he is from a low caste and if it's a big person then he is from a good family

# 2025
Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

After 6 months all wives become ghosts

# 2026
Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

If you talk too much then I'll stuff an umbrella in your mouth and I'll open it also

# 2027
Achche log jaldi upar jaate hai ... achcha hua main achcha nahi hua

Good people die early ... it's good that I'm not good

# 2028
Shock laga tha ... mixer mein do baar, toaster mein teen baar ... aur jab angoothi pehnahi thi tab sau baar

I got a shock ... twice with the mixer, thrice with the toaster ... and 100 times when I put the ring on you

# 2029
Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Dushasan was in big problem after pulling Draupadi's saree ... and Parag saree is the best amongst the saree's

# 2030
Intezar bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hai na ... karo toh bura lagta hai ... aur jab koi aur karta hai toh maza aata hai

Waiting is such a strange thing ... you feel bad when you do it ... and you enjoy it when someone else does it

# 2031
Maya Devi toh meri bachpan ki saheli hai ... hum ek doosre ke naakhun tak pehchante hai

Maya Devi and I are childhood friends ... we even recognize each others nails

# 2032
Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

What an item god has made ... he has put the bell of a cycle on the body of a truck

# 2033
Kuch din pehle hum ek doosre ko jaante tak nahi the ... aur kuch hi dino mein do se ek ho gaye ... aur ab kuch hi dino mein teen

We didn't even know each other until a few days ago ... and in a few days we have become one from two ... and now in a few days we will become three

# 2034
Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

# 2035
Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya

Today I came across mountains ... he brought me and I came here

# 2036
Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

The three qualities that a Sikh girl needs ... I have all three of them ... being a Sikh, having land and a jeep

# 2037
Main aapse itne pyar se baat kar raha hoon ... aur 2nd class compartment ke 3rd class passenger ki tarah baat kar rahi hai

I am talking to you with such respect ... and you are talking like a 3rd class passenger in a 2nd class compartment

# 2038
Cool banne ke chakkar mein kulfi jamne waali hai aaj

In trying to become cool she is going to turn into an ice cream today

# 2039
Mazaa toh jab hai aa jaye kahin unki tabhiyat bhi ... zara woh bhi toh jaane karvatein kyun kar badalte hai

It will be fun when we come to know about her condition also ... even she should know why do we keep tossing and turning in bed

# 2040
Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

When everything settles down for the hero ... bloody only then does the villain make his entry

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