Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

Beech mein nah bol!

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho ... par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?

Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

Ya toh tum neeche aa jao yah phir hum upar aate hai ... ya thoda neeche tum aao aur thoda upar hum aaye

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Tu na badi cool lagti hai mujhe ... aur hot bhi kitni hai tu