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# 201
Beech mein nah bol!

Don't talk in between!

# 202
Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

The one who puts the lemon in the milk ... the cottage cheese belongs to him

# 203
Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

I thought that I would give you unparallel hospitality ... but look your family has come to strip your skin off

# 204
Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Oh brother Punjabi's don't come quietly, neither do they go quietly

# 205
Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

She is so fat that ... if she stands on a weighing scale then instead of the weight it will show "To Be Continued"

# 206
Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband

# 207
Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Do you have your eyes in the head as a showpiece or what?

# 208
Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho ... par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti

They think that you know something ... but they don't know that you don't know anything

# 209
Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

More than the sadness of the slap on my cheek ... I was happy about the kiss that I wanted to give on her cheek

# 210
Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Mother ... just forget it!

# 211
Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Up-til now I have only bathe everyone ... now I will wash everyone

# 212
Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

It is my age to do manicure, pedicure and waxing

# 213
Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs

# 214
Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?

Rahul, you must have heard this name?

# 215
No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

No drinking, no smoking ... no coming late and leave from here as soon as possible

# 216
Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

I have just one fundamental ... to win go with the winning side

# 217
Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Your are our own kid ... I will drink an extra peg at your funeral ... but bloody I will kill you for sure

# 218
Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

The beautiful you are ... that much bitchy you turned out to be

# 219
Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge

I will come to your door multiple times ... and I will ring the bell and run away

# 220
Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Eyeglasses of power and given promises ... once they come along they never go away

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