Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

Beech mein nah bol!

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho ... par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti

Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha

Madar ... chhod na yaar!

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana

Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli

Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati

Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge