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# 201
Woh yeh soochte hai ki tum kuch jaanti ho ... par woh yeh nahi jaante ki tum kuch nahi jaanti
They think that you know something ... but they don't know that you don't know anything
# 202
Bandook chalene se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh ... nahi toh galat jagah pe phat jayegi
Learn to handle a gun before you fire it ... or else you will get ripped in the wrong place
# 203
Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain
Oh brother Punjabi's don't come quietly, neither do they go quietly
# 204
Beech mein nah bol!
Don't talk in between!
# 205
Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?
Do you have your eyes in the head as a showpiece or what?
# 206
Hum mein apne gaal pe thappad ke dukh se zyada ... uske gaal pe pappi ka sukh tha
More than the sadness of the slap on my cheek ... I was happy about the kiss that I wanted to give on her cheek
# 207
Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo
Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband
# 208
Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri
I thought that I would give you unparallel hospitality ... but look your family has come to strip your skin off
# 209
Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska
The one who puts the lemon in the milk ... the cottage cheese belongs to him
# 210
Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na
It is my age to do manicure, pedicure and waxing
# 211
Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho
I have just one fundamental ... to win go with the winning side
# 212
Ya toh tum neeche aa jao yah phir hum upar aate hai ... ya thoda neeche tum aao aur thoda upar hum aaye
Either you come down or else I can come up ... either you come down a little and I can come up a little
# 213
Power waale chashme te chadahi hui kasme ... ek baar chad jaati hai na toh utaari nahi jaati
Eyeglasses of power and given promises ... once they come along they never go away
# 214
Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai
I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs
# 215
Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?
Rahul, you must have heard this name?
# 216
Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga
Up-til now I have only bathe everyone ... now I will wash everyone
# 217
Madar ... chhod na yaar!
Mother ... just forget it!
# 218
No drinking, no smoking ... no der se aana aur yahan se jitna jaldi ho chale jaana
No drinking, no smoking ... no coming late and leave from here as soon as possible
# 219
Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?
Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcano ... where should we go?
# 220
Jitni tu khoobsurat hai na ... utni hi badi kamini nikli
The beautiful you are ... that much bitchy you turned out to be
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