Ya toh tum neeche aa jao yah phir hum upar aate hai ... ya thoda neeche tum aao aur thoda upar hum aaye

Tu na badi cool lagti hai mujhe ... aur hot bhi kitni hai tu

Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?

Jitni tumhari saal bhar ki kamai hai ... utne rupaiy ke surf aur sabun se ... meri haveli ke farsh dhoye jaate hai

Yunki, yeh kaun bola?

Hum log jahan pe khadi hoti na ... station wahin se shuru hoti

Tumko yaad kar karke haath dukh gaya hamara

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main

Khilono se khelte khelte ... bachche jawaan ho jaate hai

Dekho, mujhe befuzool baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak

Chote size ki cheez hi bade bade kaam karti hai

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai