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# 221
Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?
Outside there is a fire and inside there is a volcano ... where should we go?
# 222
Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak
Until when will you wriggle me being so angry ... I am Rajan Chaurasia with cameraman Yogesh ... from Aaj Tak (news channel)
# 223
Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor
Your are our own kid ... I will drink an extra peg at your funeral ... but bloody I will kill you for sure
# 224
Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai
I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs
# 225
Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri
I thought that I would give you unparallel hospitality ... but look your family has come to strip your skin off
# 226
Hum log jahan pe khadi hoti na ... station wahin se shuru hoti
Wherever we people stand ... the station starts from there
# 227
Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega
Do you have a calendar in your house ... look at the year of 1997 carefully, because you won't be able to see 1998
# 228
Rahul, naam toh suna hoga?
Rahul, you must have heard this name?
# 229
Khilono se khelte khelte ... bachche jawaan ho jaate hai
Playing with toys ... turns kids into youth
# 230
Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai
A mosquito dies from a persons hands ... whose blood he drinks
# 231
Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?
If its a wrong number then why do you pick it up?
# 232
Upar se hum hain saath saath ... aur andhar se hum aapke hai kaun
From the top they are like we are together ... and from inside they are like who are you
# 233
Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai
When the hearts breaks it directly affects the mind
# 234
Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"
Fifty miles away in a village when a father is awake in the night ... then the son says to him - "sleep or else one more like me will come"
# 235
Chote size ki cheez hi bade bade kaam karti hai
Big things are done by items small in size
# 236
Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari
You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness
# 237
Gale lagata hoon bas ... gale mein latkata nahi hoon kisi ko
I only hug people ... I don't tie them to my neck
# 238
Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut
There are two ways to make money ... shortcut and small shortcut
# 239
Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main
Even I myself don't know ... how much of a scoundrel I am
# 240
Yunki, yeh kaun bola?
Hmmm, who said that?
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