Phir kabhi kisi ne aapke hasi ki tareef ki ... toh sochiyega yeh hasi aapke chehre pe hai kis wajah se

If someone praises your smile ... then think who's the person behind that smile on your face

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well

Tum joh karte ho uspe pyar aata hai ... aur joh nahi karte uspe zyada pyar aata hai

What you do, I love that ... and what you don't do, I love that more

Zindagi mein ek hoti hai haqeeqat aur ek hoti hai kapol kalpana

In life there's one thing called reality and another thing called fantasy

Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi

In the game of husband, wife, and the other woman ... the other woman is the name of that gap ... which the husband and the wife create between them, by themselves

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Like the moon shines on a dark night ... just like that in my classes you're the best teacher on demand

No but, no why ... free free bird and blue blue sky

No but, no why ... let's fly like a free bird in the blue sky

Aisa koi prashan nahi hai jiska uttar, Uttar Pradesh mein na mile

There's no a question for which the answer can't be found in Uttar Pradesh

Jahan chah wahan raah hoti hai ... aur jahan pyar wahan parwah hoti hai

Where there's a will, there's a way ... and where there's love, there's concern