Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

You may be Mr. Munna, but I'm not Mr. Circuit ... you may be Batman, but I'm not Birdman ... you may be a hero, but now even I'm a hero

Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki

I earn money in Dirhams but I spend in Rupees ... I take money from these guys but I only listen to Narendra Modi

(Mat piyo, it's killing you) - Bullets nahi maar payi ... yeh cigarette kya cheez hai

(Don't smoke, it's killing you) - The bullets couldn't kill me ... this cigarette is nothing in front of it

Yeh Arabiyon ka Dongri hai beta ... yahan shaanpatti sirf shaano pe jachti hai ... police waalon pe nahi

This is the local area of Arabs ... here only the smart people look good acting smart ... not the police

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

My name is Wagah ... since I'm neither from India nor Pakistan ... only the player who can change the game ... I run behind his life

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns