Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game

Gundon ko ek lakh aur bhale aadmi ko ek hazaar

Pehle jaan pehchaan, phir dheere dheere dosti, phir pyar mohabbat ... phir waghera waghera

Dil mein kisi ke raah kiye ja raha hoon main ... kitna haseen gunah kiye ja raha hoon main

Mauke diye nahi, liye jaate hai ... jahan bhi mil jaye

Zikr us parivash ka aur bayan apna ... ban gaya raqeeb aakhir tha joh razdan apna

Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla

Oh ho shikaar!

Maine joh tumhe chaha kya is mein khata meri ... yeh tum ho ya aaina, insaaf zara karna

Bankar, savarkar woh nikle makaan se ... yahi shor hoga yahan se, wahan se ... qayamat qayamat kisse kehte ho ... woh dekho qayamat chali jaa rahi hai

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna