Sachchi baat hoti hai na woh sharaab se bhi zyada kadvi lagti hai
Paresh Rawal
Jisne pee nahi whiskey ... kismat phoot gayi uski
Amitabh Bachchan
Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat
Govinda
Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple
Ajay Devgan
Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi
Shatrughan Sinha
Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge
Ayushmann Khurrana
Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai
Mahesh Manjrekar
In cheezon se bhar chuka hai pet-e-natamam ... ab toh kuch aur hi khane ko jee chahta hai
Johnny Walker
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
Anupam Kher
Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai
Sanjay Dutt
Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah
Emraan Hashmi
Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life
Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!
Anil Kapoor
Zindagi ek pighalti hui ice cream ki tartah hai ... taste nahi kiya toh waste ho jayegi
Koi is liye pee raha hai ki din bhar kaam kiya, thak gaye ... koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj din bhar kuch nahi kiya, bore ho gaye ... koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj doston ke saath hai ... aur koi is liye pee raha hai ki aaj dost saath nahi
Parveen Babi
Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge
Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya
Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh
A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena
Salman Khan
Dost dost na raha, pyar pyar na raha ... daru ke sivah zindagi mein koi karobar na raha
Aamir Khan
Agar main sharaab hota, gale se utarta, sir pe chadta ... har dil par mera raj hota ... har pyaas ka taj hota
Ahan Shetty
Recently Added
Box Office Winners
Movies Directory
Stars Directory
