On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

The truth is more bitter than alcohol

It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple

Who doesn't drink whiskey ... will have a broken destiny

My imperfect stomach is tired of eating all this ... now I wish to eat something else

Whether people have money in their pocket or not ... they will never leave drinking coffee

My brain is hot and I boil like milk ... but today I won't boil ... I will blast

Hey you chutney made from rotten tomato ... stinking gram flour from a stinky curry ... disturbed fashion of the era ... blackness of a burnt potato, spinach with germs in it ... potassium in alum, cursed by women ... look what I do to you and how I screw you

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

She is butter ... simply terrific!

Someone is drinking because they've worked for the entire day and are tired ... someone is drinking because they didn't do anything today and are bored ... someone is drinking because they are with friends today ... and someone is drinking because today their friends are not with them

Play carrom, drink juice ... life is great

Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

Something wow in the village ... like butter and bun ... meow!

Things change from time to time, it's day at times and it's night at times ... a meeting that ends without coffee, is not a meeting at all

Honest people eat lentil bread and scoundrels eat seekh kabab

If you don't call alcoholic an alcoholic then what will you call him, a priest ... if you don't call wheat a wheat then what will you call it, sorghum

In love a man is like a cup of tea ... neither the thirst goes away and neither you are satisfied

A for Apple and H for Hen ...Pathan is saying there and then ... do anything but don't mess with Pathan's friend