Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Am I the bell in the temple that anyones comes and hits me

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machine ... he does not become fair

Aye junglee rascal stupid gadhe idiot

You wild rascal stupid donkey idiot

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Oh my God ... is she a wife or bad luck