Jitna tum karti ho mujhse pyar ... us mein 10% aur jodh lo yaar

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Leader ke jazbaat ka, Bambai ki barsaat ka aur producer ki baat ka ... kabhi bharosa karna nahi chahiye

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini

Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

Tu apne dimaag ko akal ka search warrant de ... aur agar phir bhi na maane toh gobar gas ka current de

Tumhari baadshah banne ki khwaish hai aaisi albeli ... jaise raja bhoj banne koi gangu teli

Duniya banane waale kya tere mann mein samayi ... kahe ko ghadi banayi

Why fart and waste it ... when you can burp and taste it

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Ek ladki ka diya hua dard ... doosri ladki hi mitta sakti hai

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

Agar yeh aasoon nahi ruke na ... toh is shehar mein tsunami aa jayega