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# 1281

Jiske seene mein dil nahi usse dil ki bemaari kaise ho sakti hai?

One who doesn't have a heart, how can he get a heart attack?

Coolie

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
24
# 1282

Main aapko aap kehke bula raha hoon aur aap hai ki seedha tu pe aa gaye ... agar main tu pe aa gaya na toh aapki thu-thu ho jayegi

I'm addressing you with respect and you're directly disrespecting me ... if I start to disrespect you then you'll get defamed

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
23
# 1283

Maine suna tha police walo ko kabhi ungli nahi karni chahiye ... lekin police wale hamari aisi ungli karenge ... kabhi nahi socha tha yaar

I had heard that you should never mess with the police ... but the police will mess with us ... I had never even thought about that

Angrezi Medium

Irrfan Khan

Police•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1284

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

A family turns a brave person into a timid one

Jawaani Jaaneman

Saif Ali Khan

Family•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1285

Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai

We fight and you just bark ... you're like a fish in the fish tank and I'm like a shark in the ocean

Gully Boy

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Comedy
23
# 1286

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Living in poverty is an art

Hindi Medium

Deepak Dobriyal

Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1287

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Hickory dickory dock ... I can walk and this rascal can talk

Housefull 3

Akshay Kumar

Poem•Comedy
23
# 1288

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

I'll do whatever you want ... I'll do it wherever you want ... I'll do it however you want

Great Grand Masti

Urvashi Rautela

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1289

Itna gyaan mat baant ki khatam ho jaaye

Don't spread so much knowledge that you might run out of it

Azhar

Unknown

Comedy
23
# 1290

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Sugarfree biscuits which have less sugar ... are double the price of the sugar biscuits ... slim milk which has less milk ... is more expensive than regular milk ... eating less has become more expensive than eating more

Ki And Ka

Arjun Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Money•Comedy
23
# 1291

Masti se jeena hai toh kabhi apna image banne hi mat do ... bada mushkil hota hai dhona

If you want to live having fun then don't form your image ... it's very hard to clean it

Jai Gangaajal

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
23
# 1292

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
23
# 1293

Bahar Nana Patekar, andar Amol Palekar!

You're Nana Patekar from outside and Amol Palekar from inside!

Shaandaar

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
23
# 1294

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

Shaadi No. 1

Satish Shah

Transportation•Comedy
23
# 1295

Meri kundli mein likha tha ki main foreign shift ho jaonga ... yeh nahi pata tha ki main yahin se hi lift ho jaonga

It was written in my horoscope that I'll shift to a foreign country ... but I didn't know that I'll die over there

Action Jackson

Kunaal Roy Kapur

Comedy
23
# 1296

Yahan tel bhi hai, adalaton mein bail bhi hai ... Kashmir aur Taj Mahal ke saath, suna hai Tihar jail bhi hai

Here there is oil, and there is bail in the courts also ... along with Kashmir and Taj Mahal, I've heard there is also Tihar jail

Oh Darling Yeh Hai India

Raza Murad

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
23
# 1297

Aaj kal toh do hi logon ko kaam milta hai ... joh bahut neeche hai, mazdoori karte hai ... ya toh bahut oonche hai ... is jaise beech waale logon ka haal toh beech waalon jaisa ho gaya hai ... taali bajao aur paisa maango

Nowadays only two types of people get work ... those who are at the bottom, who do the labour work ... or those who are at the top ... the condition of people like him in the middle has become that of eunuchs ... clap your hands and ask for money

Ankush

Nana Patekar

Job & Career•Money•Comedy
23
# 1298

Zindagi mein kabhi kisi ke saath zaroorat se zyada wafaadari mat karna ... lag jaati hai

In life never be over faithful to anyone ... you'll get screwed

Mardaani

Unknown

Life•Comedy
23
# 1299

Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

I have filled up tubs crying and remembering you ... and you cheated by coming and taking a bath in it

Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega

Preity Zinta

Shayari•Comedy
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23
# 1300

Makkhiyan behte na kyun kabar pe saudai ki ... uski mashooq thi beti kisi halwai ki

Why are the mosquitoes sitting on the grave of a rogue person ... because his girlfriend was a daughter of a sweet maker

Heer Raanjha

Unknown

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
23
Songs - Comedy
Gori Zara Hans De Tu
Gori Zara Hans De Tu
Asli Naqli (1962)
 Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya
 Kuke Kuke Koyaliya
Kuke Kuke Koyaliya
Life Partner
 Main To Hoon Pagal
Main To Hoon Pagal
Baadshah
 Awara Hoon
Awara Hoon
Awara
 Po Po
Po Po
Son Of Sardaar
 Gabbar Singh Yeh Kehkar Gaya
Gabbar Singh Yeh Kehkar Gaya
100 Days
Mere Angne Mein
Laawaris (1981)
 Jodi No. 1
Jodi No. 1
Jodi No. 1
 Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Pukar (1983)

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