Choti choti baaton se bade kahan ho jaoge ... patli galiyon se nikloge toh khuli sadak par aaoge

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

Royega toh tu, jab khelenge hum hu tu tu ... aur thukenge tere mooh par thu thu thu

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai

Tu apne crore pe, main apne road pe ... maaze karenge

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

Mere do do baap ... mere do do baap!

Makaan tha kabhi, ab khandar viran lagta hai ... tera thopda Panipat ka maidan lagta hai

Arre yeh lo ... aa gaye kalyug ke kanhaiya

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

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