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# 1261

Aashirwad toh bade aadmi dete hai ... hum toh sirf rai de sakte hai

Big people give blessings ... I can only give an opinion

Kalicharan

Ajit Khan

Comedy
22
# 1262

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

I don't like to eat sweets ... I only like to see them

Amar Prem

Rajesh Khanna

Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
# 1263

Kanoon andha hota hai ... judge nahi

The law is blind ... but not the judge

Jolly LLB

Saurabh Shukla

Law & Order•Comedy
22
# 1264

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Why do I always get men ... why don't I get poets?

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Mahie Gill

Men•Comedy
22
# 1265

Mere do do baap ... mere do do baap!

I have two fathers ... I have two fathers!

Gopi Kishan

Unknown

Comedy•Parents
22
# 1266

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

You old man ... you don't have tripes in your stomach, you don't have teeth in your mouth ... and you want a kiss?

Beta

Madhuri Dixit

Comedy•Rowdyism
22
# 1267

Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?

Who will do this sneakiness other than me?

Zila Ghaziabad

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
Play Video
22
# 1268

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks
22
# 1269

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

If I shake my collar then dollars will drop ... if I shake my waist then rupees will fall

Loha

Govinda

Comedy•Money
Play Video
22
# 1270

Bahut jhankaar beat aadmi hai woh

He is a very crazy guy

Dhoom

Uday Chopra

Comedy
22
# 1271

Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Your status in front of us is the same ... as the status of cloth in front of scissors

Gunda

Mohan Joshi

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
22
# 1272

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Ready

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy
22
# 1273

Aaj nag panchami hai kya? ... phir yeh saanp ko doodh kyun pila rahe ho?

Is today the festival of snakes? ... then why are you feeding milk to this snake?

Kalicharan

Shatrughan Sinha

Festival•Food & Drinks•Comedy
22
# 1274

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

A family turns a brave person into a timid one

Jawaani Jaaneman

Saif Ali Khan

Family•Comedy
Play Video
21
# 1275

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Like the moon shines on a dark night ... just like that in my classes you're the best teacher on demand

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Unknown

Comedy•Education
21
# 1276

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

The money that you eat after taking from poor people ... where do you extract that

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Money
Play Video
21
# 1277

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

You have dense black hair like spaghetti ... black eyes like olives, actually not completely black ... sharp nose like baby corn ... red cheeks like cherry tomatoes ... lips made from sliced bell pepper ... spicy tongue like jalapeno ... you're a walking pasta dish

Ki And Ka

Arjun Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
21
# 1278

Sikka hila toh fail!

You fail if the coin moves!

Mastizaade

Sunny Leone

Money•Comedy•Adult
21
# 1279

Bahar Nana Patekar, andar Amol Palekar!

You're Nana Patekar from outside and Amol Palekar from inside!

Shaandaar

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
21
# 1280

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

The bear ate 4 kgs of potato ... you're also oversmart and I'm also oversmart

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Mohan Joshi

Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds•Comedy
21
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Daiya Yeh Main Kahan
Caravan
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