Bhangi nakhu, todi nakhu, bhukko kari nakhu

Jahan loyalty ki baat uthti hai ... wahan yeh royalty ko bhi nahi chhodte

Giraftaar hone ki aadat mujhe bilkul nahi hai

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

Ladki thi jawaan, mamla tha sangeen ... jana tha Japan, pahunch gayi Cheen

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Collar hilaonga toh dollar girega ... kamar hilaonga toh rupaya girega

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Main acha hoon toh acha hoon ... aur bura hoon toh aur bhi acha hoon

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

Character ho tum ... A1

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

Kalakar banne ki chah ko bahar agar hai lana ... toh sheeshey ko thodi takleef dijiye aur dil ko ek bahana