Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

Jiske seene mein dil nahi usse dil ki bemaari kaise ho sakti hai?

Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Main aapko aap kehke bula raha hoon aur aap hai ki seedha tu pe aa gaye ... agar main tu pe aa gaya na toh aapki thu-thu ho jayegi

Joh deto traas, tyancha mi gheto class

Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Itna gyaan mat baant ki khatam ho jaaye

Fans halla bhi karte hai aur hawa tight bhi

Masti se jeena hai toh kabhi apna image banne hi mat do ... bada mushkil hota hai dhona

Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the

Meri kundli mein likha tha ki main foreign shift ho jaonga ... yeh nahi pata tha ki main yahin se hi lift ho jaonga

Yahan tel bhi hai, adalaton mein bail bhi hai ... Kashmir aur Taj Mahal ke saath, suna hai Tihar jail bhi hai

Zindagi mein kabhi kisi ke saath zaroorat se zyada wafaadari mat karna ... lag jaati hai

Toh tu hi hai woh kaanta jisne sone ki machali fasayi hai?

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Humne tumhari yaad mein ro roke tub bhar diye ... aur tum bewafaa aaye aur usmein naha ke chal diye

Aaj ya toh insaaf hoga ... ya mamla saaf hoga

Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai