Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Jeet aksar unki ho jaaya karti hai ... joh haar man'na taalte chale jaate hai

Vaise toh main ek frustated aadmi hoon ... meri story ka pata nahi hai ... finance ka thikana nahi hai ... hero date nahi de raha hai ... heroine keh rahi hai ki main poore kapde pehnungi

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Ek door ka chacha hai aur ek mooh boli bhabhi ... door ka chacha mujhse door hi rehta hai ... aur mooh boli bhabhi kabhi mujhe mooh nahi lagati

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Pappu Pager kya hai pehle thokta hai, phir bajata hai ... phir thok bajake confirm karta hai

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Aankh ke andhe ko toh phir bhi thikana mil jaata hai ... akal ke andhe ko koi thikana nahi milta

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist

Hum bahut bada sangeetkar, kalakar ... lekin aaj kal ekdum bekaar

Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha

Hamara father north Indian, hamara mother south Indian ... is liye hum complete Indian

Bhagwan na swarg se jode banakar dharti pe bhejta hai ... aur insaan usse todhkar joh paap karta hai na ... usse talaq kehte hai